NBA Poster Power Rankings | Page 4

LA9erFan · 2008-10-29T15:53:30-07:00

1. Me Strengths: It’s my list Weaknesses: See strengths Let’s move on, shall we? NBA Comparison: Shaqobe O’Jordan 2. crzyafrican Strengths: Superb overall knowledge, extensive knowledge of his own team, Photoshop abilities Weaknesses: Fantasy basketball, on brink of Rowell/Nelson induced insanity, needs hug crzyafrican started his career as a Kobe-hating specialist off of the bench, but quickly developed into the Other Sports superstar that he is today. Combining his elite level Warrior knowledge with draft tidbits & understanding of the sport, he is a poster that you can build your forum around. However, because he is a great fan for a terrible NBA team… NBA Comparison: Dwyane Wade 3. 9erReign Strengths: Hating, Memory like an elephant Weaknesses: Doesn’t watch much basketball, actually a nice guy A surprise entry at #3 on this list, 9erReign has reserved the Other Sports forum as the last bastion where he can refine his hating game. Sure, he’s a specialist, but his impact cannot be denied. NBA Comparison: Sasha Vujacic 4.Stoney333 Strengths: HDTV, Mod Powers, smiley Weaknesses: Temper, 9erReign Whether he’s home to watch it or has to record it, rest assured that Stoney will watch every Laker game. Although he brims with confidence and is a talented fan, there are times when he loses focus and allows his temper to get the best of him. NBA Comparison: Rasheed Wallace 5. Gigalo Strengths: Underrated knowledge of the game, sometimes kicks it w/NBA players Weaknesses: Women, Warriors fan While Gig knows his s**t, you just can’t rely on the mental stability of someone who’s been a Warrior fan for 30+ years. That just can’t be good for your health. Plus, how many basketball games can one really watch when one is banging 3 chicks a night? NBA Comparison: Shawn Kemp [ Edited by LA9erFan on Oct 29, 2008 at 15:56:07 ]

Apr 5, 2009 at 9:06 PM

#46

Dino
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Originally posted by SLICK:
Quote:
Unlike his favorite team, JoeCool is more entertaining than a doorknob. He can also almost convince you that he understands offensive & defensive schemes, yet much like the Spurs, he fails to realize that his best days were two years ago.

Apr 5, 2009 at 9:09 PM

#47

Dino
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Completely forgot about this thread. Good stuff.

Apr 5, 2009 at 9:16 PM

#48

angelv05
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Originally posted by LA9erFan:
5. Gigalo

Strengths: Underrated knowledge of the game, sometimes kicks it w/NBA players
Weaknesses: Women, Warriors fan

While Gig knows his s**t, you just can’t rely on the mental stability of someone who’s been a Warrior fan for 30+ years. That just can’t be good for your health. Plus, how many basketball games can one really watch when one is banging 3 chicks a night?

NBA Comparison: Shawn Kemp

Who's that?

Apr 5, 2009 at 9:20 PM

#49

crzy
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Originally posted by crzy:
Originally posted by GiGalo9er:
An honor and a privilege to be compared to my father

Post of the decade.

This still has me dyin

Apr 5, 2009 at 9:22 PM

#50

DaDDieO
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Originally posted by angelv05:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
5. Gigalo

Strengths: Underrated knowledge of the game, sometimes kicks it w/NBA players
Weaknesses: Women, Warriors fan

While Gig knows his s**t, you just can’t rely on the mental stability of someone who’s been a Warrior fan for 30+ years. That just can’t be good for your health. Plus, how many basketball games can one really watch when one is banging 3 chicks a night?

NBA Comparison: Shawn Kemp

Who's that?

Apr 6, 2009 at 6:45 AM

#51

pantstickle
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Originally posted by crzy:
BUMP

Thanks. This s**t is hilarious, Pete.

Apr 6, 2009 at 10:22 AM

#52

jrg
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Posts: 166,549

I'm higher then 8.

Apr 6, 2009 at 10:24 AM

#53

LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

Originally posted by jrg:
I'm higher then 8.

Are you whining about subjective rankings that mean nothing? Who do you think you are, Stan Van Gundy?

And yes, you are. These were preseason rankings.

Apr 6, 2009 at 10:25 AM

#54

jrg
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Posts: 166,549

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by jrg:
I'm higher then 8.

Are you whining about subjective rankings that mean nothing? Who do you think you are, Stan Van Gundy?

And yes, you are. These were preseason rankings.

Haha, yes SVG.

Gotta hold up the Orlando 'style' somehow.