NBA Poster Power Rankings

LA9erFan · 2008-10-29T15:53:30-07:00

1. Me Strengths: It’s my list Weaknesses: See strengths Let’s move on, shall we? NBA Comparison: Shaqobe O’Jordan 2. crzyafrican Strengths: Superb overall knowledge, extensive knowledge of his own team, Photoshop abilities Weaknesses: Fantasy basketball, on brink of Rowell/Nelson induced insanity, needs hug crzyafrican started his career as a Kobe-hating specialist off of the bench, but quickly developed into the Other Sports superstar that he is today. Combining his elite level Warrior knowledge with draft tidbits & understanding of the sport, he is a poster that you can build your forum around. However, because he is a great fan for a terrible NBA team… NBA Comparison: Dwyane Wade 3. 9erReign Strengths: Hating, Memory like an elephant Weaknesses: Doesn’t watch much basketball, actually a nice guy A surprise entry at #3 on this list, 9erReign has reserved the Other Sports forum as the last bastion where he can refine his hating game. Sure, he’s a specialist, but his impact cannot be denied. NBA Comparison: Sasha Vujacic 4.Stoney333 Strengths: HDTV, Mod Powers, smiley Weaknesses: Temper, 9erReign Whether he’s home to watch it or has to record it, rest assured that Stoney will watch every Laker game. Although he brims with confidence and is a talented fan, there are times when he loses focus and allows his temper to get the best of him. NBA Comparison: Rasheed Wallace 5. Gigalo Strengths: Underrated knowledge of the game, sometimes kicks it w/NBA players Weaknesses: Women, Warriors fan While Gig knows his s**t, you just can’t rely on the mental stability of someone who’s been a Warrior fan for 30+ years. That just can’t be good for your health. Plus, how many basketball games can one really watch when one is banging 3 chicks a night? NBA Comparison: Shawn Kemp [ Edited by LA9erFan on Oct 29, 2008 at 15:56:07 ]

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Oct 29, 2008 at 3:58 PM

9erReign
StonksKing
Posts: 50,702

Sixth has gotta make the list.

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:02 PM

LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

Originally posted by 9erReign:

Sixth has gotta make the list.

He will, I only had a few minutes.

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:06 PM

kidash98
Hall of Fame
Posts: 26,660

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:12 PM

crzy
Hall of Fame
Posts: 40,285

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Weaknesses: Fantasy basketball

This is my year!!!

Tyrus Thomas FTW!

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:36 PM

IWASATTHECATCH
Hall of Fame
Posts: 22,009

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:49 PM

TheGoldStandard
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Posts: 7,697

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:50 PM

DaDDieO
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Posts: 10,553

An honor and a privilege to be compared to my father

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:52 PM

9erReign
StonksKing
Posts: 50,702

Originally posted by GiGalo9er:
An honor and a privilege to be compared to my father

Oct 29, 2008 at 4:56 PM

crzy
Hall of Fame
Posts: 40,285

Originally posted by GiGalo9er:
An honor and a privilege to be compared to my father

Post of the decade.

Oct 29, 2008 at 5:07 PM

#10

socalfan21
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Posts: 21,046

Originally posted by GiGalo9er:
An honor and a privilege to be compared to my father

Oct 29, 2008 at 5:11 PM

#11

SLICK
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Posts: 11,197

LA, being a Laker fan should be your weakness.

Oct 29, 2008 at 5:14 PM

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LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

6. TheSixthRing

Strengths: Special Sunglasses that make Shaq look 30 pounds thinner, drafted a championship-level fantasy team…for his brother, cups

Weaknesses: Poor supporting cast (ZRF), lives in Sacramento area, poor on the defensive end (knows the Suns are not contenders anymore)

Sixth is the left handed, herky-jerky PG of Other Sports. He’s unorthodox, doesn’t make sense half of the time, and he’s strangely effective because of it. He has seen better days, but the strength of his resume lands him at the #6 slot.

NBA Comparison: Nick Van Exel

7. IWASATTHECATCH

Strengths: Obscure Warrior references, Laker bashing, esoteric humor

Weaknesses: Injury Prone

Despite his natural posting abilities, IWASATTHECATCH lands at the #7 spot, although he could be much higher. He is a great talent, but appears to be in his late 30’s and cannot shake the injury bug. The NBA comparison here is obvious.

NBA Comparison: Greg Oden

8. jrg1

Strengths: Hopeless devotion to his team, getting lucky against me in fantasy basketball, an almost creepy Steve Francis/Cuttino Mobley-type chemistry with his teammate (ninerswin317)

Weaknesses: A certain picture involving Kobe & D12, Not setting his lineups in fantasy b-ball

The 8th spot goes to Other Sports veteran, jrg1. No one sticks with his teams quite the way that he does, even when multiple Lakers are running a train on his favorite player by taking turns dunking on him. Has the uncanny ability of finding articles that have nice things to say about Orlando. He’s a locker room presence who is liked by everyone, will stick up for his homeys if some s**t goes down, but is also prone to spending a night in jail here and there as the result of something that he did at 3 in the morning.

NBA Comparison: Stephen Jackson

Oct 29, 2008 at 5:25 PM

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