Originally posted by 9ersLiferInChicago:
Well, I was looking at ESPN and it was reported that Mike Holmgren (who lives in Arizona) is entertaining all calls.
"Hey Mike, how's it going?"
"Andy, how the heck are you?"
"Still got some skid burns from having my ass tossed out of Phila--......well I'm about to be a lot better, as you may have heard, I'm getting ready to be coaching the Cardinals."
"Yes, I did hear, congratulations, that's terrific!"
"Well, the reason I wanted to give you a call is to see what you've got going on for the next few seasons, see I've got Morhinweg following me around like a lost puppy and truthfully I need an offensive coordinator who knows what the hell he's doing."
".................I'm pretty much done with coaching Andy, as much as I'd like to----"
"PLEASE........this is very importa......oh f**k, its Morhinweg calling again, can you hold please Mike?"
"Okay, as I was saying Mike, I could really use your expertise he--.........hello....Mike?......helllloooooooooo?"