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CRABTREE SIGNED

  • ZRF80
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[ Edited by ZRF80 on Oct 8, 2009 at 19:24:34 ]
Originally posted by King49er:
Originally posted by RonMexico:
wonder how animated crabtree will be during the game sunday


he'll probably draw a cartoon of a cartoon of him drawing a cartoon of himself
When will Crabtree be added back to Madden?
  • ZRF80
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Originally posted by lonneybyrd:
When will Crabtree be added back to Madden?

Arcade forum (must be less than 10 years old to enter that part of the Zone)


Good luck.........

[ Edited by ZRF80 on Oct 8, 2009 at 19:43:17 ]
Originally posted by King49er:
Originally posted by itlynstalyn:
Originally posted by 49erWill:



I posted this when he signed and got nothing
now this
Originally posted by solidg2000:
Originally posted by King49er:
Originally posted by itlynstalyn:
Originally posted by 49erWill:



I posted this when he signed and got nothing
now this



your name is not read?
Originally posted by jdt84_2:
Originally posted by solidg2000:
Originally posted by King49er:
Originally posted by itlynstalyn:
Originally posted by 49erWill:



I posted this when he signed and got nothing
now this



your name is not read?

red?
Originally posted by qnnhan7:
Originally posted by ruthless49er:
Originally posted by 9erfanAUS:
Originally posted by itlynstalyn:
Originally posted by qnnhan7:
Originally posted by itlynstalyn:
Originally posted by qnnhan7:
Originally posted by IdentityCrisis:
Originally posted by qnnhan7:
Parker didn't lose in this, but he went the long, rough way when he could have easily got the same money as soon as TC had he sat down with the Niners. Instead of waiting 4 games into the season to get a million more. And lost his client valuable time with the team.

I think the Niners would have gone to as high as 18mil guaranteed, but to stand firm on 16mil and gave him 1 mil more is a win for the Niners after Crabtree have had enough of the impasse is a win for the Niners. Winning on the Niners side is paying less then how high you are willing to go for Crabtree, NOT the original number offered. That's just the starting point of the negotiation. We will never know how high Jed was willing to pay for Crabtree and neither does Parker.

Dude, he may have got 1 mil more, but at the expense of another year on his contract. Therefore his guaranteed money average is lower than the original offer, plus he hits FA later.

Can't ignored the fact that he did get 1mil more out of the Niners. Whether it was enough for holding out it's debatable. Like I said he could have gotten that without holding out.

It's not debatable:

$16 million guaranteed/5 years = $3.2 million guaranteed/year

$17 million guaranteed/6 years = $2.8 million guaranteed/year

Please explain your stance on this. Crabtree would have been earning more guaranteed per year with the original deal.

It's guaranteed money, a sure thing. Whether it over 5 or 6 years. It's secondary. I think that takes priority to anything that's in the contract or length of it. May be it's how you want to look at it. But to me, all NFL contracts through the year have taken guaranteed money as the major get for the agent.

So you're saying $1 million guaranteed is worth tacking on another year to his contract? You can't be serious. By having another year, he is losing out on MORE guaranteed money and bonuses than he would have gained in free agency assuming he performs

Dude that's gotta be the most twisted logic i've ever had to understand. LOL

-9fA

I wouldve thought getting an extra year early and hitting the free agency for the really big bucks is worth more than 1 extra mil gauranteed all for one year.

It's not 1mil for one year. It's 1 mil more in guarantee money plus a 6th year. Some think the 6th year would be a restraint. But Crabtree can get to FA if he plays at a probowl level after the 5th year. If he can't play up to par then it doesn't matter, he would probably not get much in free agency anyway. Either way he still get the 1 mil more in guarantee.

Parker gained a little bit more from the Niners but not much.


Trust me, this was a losing deal for Parker and his reputation. Not only are the incentives difficult to reach, but if he tries to hold out anything above the gauranteed money can be voided at discretion. The escalaters are not even tiered according to Brandt. That means he is not reward for being a solid player. It is a boom or bust scenerio, which is a total win for the Niners and pushes all the risk on Crabtree. In other words, he is stuck with this contract for the next five years at least. He is locked. His fate is tied to the Niners.

Our Front Office is GREAT. Parker is a piece of crap!
Originally posted by ZRF80:
Originally posted by lonneybyrd:
When will Crabtree be added back to Madden?

Arcade forum (must be less than 10 years old to enter that part of the Zone)


Good luck.........

FYI, I got a warning of 40 percent for about 6 months for dropping an FBomb on the rug rats.
Man, I almost cant believe he's not still holding out. It was like forever at first, but now, already two practices later, the holdout is like a faint memory in the distance...



DAMN, MICHAEL CRABTREE IS A SAN FRANCISCO FORTY FREAKING NINER!

Wow
Originally posted by TDNiners:
I've been hard at work all day piecing together how MC signing went down.
Here are my findings put together from different sources.

Ring....

Unnamed Jets official: Hey Crabs, you know we are being investigated for tampering.

Crabs: yeah....

Unnamed Jets official: That $40 mil we promised.... well.... I'm afraid we can't trade for you or draft you anymore.

Crabs: WWWWWHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?

Unnamed Jets official: We are really sorry. Its not my idea, don't blame me.

Crabs: You can't do this to the Crabtree! They have songs written after me. Souja boy remember?

Unnamed Jets official: I know, you told us several times. Oh by the way we are trading for Braylon Edwards tomorrow.

Crabs: You f**king piece of s**t! you're trading for a Diva who can't catch instead of me???? You lying dirtbag!!!.... I'm going to score 10 TDs on your sorry ass team! You remember that.... ---- slams the phone.

Crabs to himself: Crap!... oh f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k... I have to fly to San Fran right now and accept the deal. Let me call my useless agent.

Iphone rings to the tune of .... Money for nothing and chicks for free....

Parker: Parker

Crabs: You mother f**ker. When will you going to tell me?

Parker: I was just about to call you Crabs. I can't believe they backed out. It was all set. That Deion should have never opened his jaba the hut mouth

Crabs: Shut your pie hole! .... Now get your fat ass to San Fran right now.

Parker: Does it have to be tonight?

Crabs: I swear, I am going shove my fist do you your throat and rip out your tongue.

Parker: Ok ok... I'll leave right now.

Ring........

Deion: Yo Crabs my boy, heard you're freaking out.

Crabs: I'm not f**king talking to you man. You're the reason I'm in this f**king mess.

Deion: just chill dude!... Have another subway. We still have the Boys!

Crabs: Have another f**king subway!... Thats all I've been doing the past 3 months. If I see another subway, I'm going to kill someone. Are you just plain stupid Deion!... Jerry Jones is not going to pay me. He just finished 3 plastic surgeries and he just paid a gazzilion dollars for the stadium with the big TV. I don't trust that howdy doody guy. Now, I'm going to Frisco and tell Hammer to pick me up in the airport. Tell him to rent a black SUV, I wouldn't be caught dead in his car. If his not there, I'm going to cut his Subway supply.

Crabs hangs up on Deion... .. Prime time my ass... I could have scored 20 TD on that fool. He doesn't even have any style. He picks clothes out of Cher's reject closet.

Before the meeting (undisclosed location).....

Parker to Crabtree: Now we have to have a united front on this. We have reputations to uphold. When we're united we can get more.

Crabs: Whats this f**king WE stuff. You just worried nobody would sign with you next year. Don't you worry about me, I'll show you f**king united.

Parker: Relax, relax have another subway.

Crabs: Ahhhhhhh... (grabs a pen about to stab Parker in the eye...... then)

Jed, Paraag, MCCloughan walks in the room... Parker and Crabs both look at them.

Crabs stands up and shouts "It his f**king fault. He told me to do it. The Tree by himself can't come up with this lame ass plan!"

Jed looks at them and says "I'm glad to have you here Michael. I'm sure Paraag can iron out the details with Parker. I don't think you would be needing me here."

Jed leaves the room... He spots Maiocco... "Damn, I'll cut through the restaurant, he won't catch me he's too slow. How the hell the he find out about this, I bet he already told the zone"

Back in the room....

Paraag looks at Parker laughing. Sits down and put down a calculator and voodoo doll that looks like Ralph Barbieri with 20 pins stuck to it.

Crabs stays for a while deciding whether to kill Parker now or later. He leaves.

Opens the door... "Oh man reporters, I'll go through the restaurant." "s**t, I can't believe this guy is chasing me. Even with my slow 40, I can out run this white boy".
"Hammer, better have parked that SUV on the side. Dammit didn't listen to me again. I have to run to the front now. I'm cutting that Too legit to s**t off".... " Hahha.... escaped from the reporter. Too easy..... Tree does it again..... where's my song?... Driver play my song, Crabtree is in the house"


--------------------

Ok I couldn't get more details after that.

Now you know the truth




Go Niners

Bump this one last time... Thought it was hilarious when I read it last night.
Originally posted by solidg2000:
Originally posted by King49er:
Originally posted by itlynstalyn:
Originally posted by 49erWill:



I posted this when he signed and got nothing
now this

Sorry bro, if I had seen yours I'm sure I would've laughed too.
Michael Crabtree Hammer= M.C Hammer, that is the connection. Hammer wants the M.C Back.
Originally posted by lonneybyrd:
When will Crabtree be added back to Madden?

tomorrow, and Edwards will be on the Jets as wll
Originally posted by solidg2000:
Originally posted by King49er:
Originally posted by itlynstalyn:
Originally posted by 49erWill:



I posted this when he signed and got nothing
now this
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