He must not have heard of p-willy, now that's a dummy
Larry, it must be scary thinkin about that madden curse
First play from scrimmage, you're headed to the locker room afterwards
Cards fans seem to talk about wells, like beanie's crazy
But not after Willis turns his ass into a beanie baby
Fact is, the Cards are one of the worst franchise's in history
And we'll prove that on sunday, with a niner victory