Imagine you are Santa.
What would you bring the 49ers for Christmas this Sunday?
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If you were Santa What Would You Bring the 49ers for Christmas?
Dec 20, 2016 at 6:39 AM
- Goatie
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Dec 20, 2016 at 6:40 AM
- fly15
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A letter to balkee saying you're fired
Dec 20, 2016 at 6:46 AM
- 49erphan
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News that the Yorks have sold the team to a consortium of people who know how to run a team.
Dec 20, 2016 at 6:54 AM
- smithgdwg
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Santa to own the team.
Dec 20, 2016 at 6:58 AM
- Goatie
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Originally posted by smithgdwg:
Santa to own the team.
Now that would be a positive step forward and the Yorks would make more money from the publicity
Dec 20, 2016 at 7:26 AM
- pdizo916
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man. i wish i didn't have a high warning. What I want to say would get me banned. 
Dec 20, 2016 at 7:38 AM
- ltrain
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Negan to show up and use Lucille on Jed York and Baalke.
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:00 AM
- jersey49er
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only 1 present..? Coaches who can get the most out of the young talented players we have..I think the niners have talent just need guidance
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:02 AM
- Dr_Bill_Walsh
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1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:07 AM
- smithgdwg
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Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors
If you did the last one, none of the other ones would be necessary.
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:33 AM
- Dr_Bill_Walsh
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Originally posted by smithgdwg:If you did the last one, none of the other ones would be necessary.
Getting the more recent stolen 3-peat window is more important
If that fails, THEN delve deeper into the space-time continuum
Also forgot:
8) Forget Baalke, kill him and take over GM, redo ENTIRE 2012 draft, then do coke and hoes trip with JH and our newly drafted franchise QB Russell Wilson
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:40 AM
- ColdFan
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Once the Wizard gives Jed York a brain, Santa should give him a clue (on how to oversee successful football operations by the team).
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:45 AM
- crabman82
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If you're a kid with drug addicted terrible parents, a few presents on Christmas doesn't change the reality of your situation. Santa can bring anything he wants, we're still owned by the Yorks.
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:48 AM
- LasVegasWally
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A letter from the Browns that they'd trade the #1 pick for Kap, Tank, TJE,
I mean this is all make-believe anyway.
ZERO need to be serious about it.
I mean this is all make-believe anyway.
ZERO need to be serious about it.
Dec 20, 2016 at 8:53 AM
- mayo49
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A franchise Qb. 