If you were Santa What Would You Bring the 49ers for Christmas?

Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:

1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors

If I was Santa, the only thing the 49ers would get, is coal in their stockings!

Originally posted by vermonator:

If I was Santa, the only thing the 49ers would get, is coal in their stockings!

Jed would sue you for defiling his LEED-certified green energy stadium, CA environmentalist snowflakes would then tar, feather and crucify you

Coal - they all have been extremely naughty this year!

Damn I see Vermonator beat me to it!

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Tissues! Truck loads of them!!

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Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:
1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors

Post of the year, hands down. Hilarious

Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:
1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors

you get a time machine and this is the s**t you would do it haha? JK i agree with all of this

A box of puppies

Why not? Gives the guys something to do during halftime "adjustments"

Originally posted by ltrain:
Negan to show up and use Lucille on Jed York and Baalke.

This

Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:

1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors

A real QB