Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors
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Originally posted by vermonator:If I was Santa, the only thing the 49ers would get, is coal in their stockings!
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Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:
1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors
Post of the year, hands down. Hilarious
Dec 20, 2016 at 10:29 AM
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Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:
1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors
you get a time machine and this is the s**t you would do it haha? JK i agree with all of this
Dec 20, 2016 at 10:33 AM
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A box of puppies
Why not? Gives the guys something to do during halftime "adjustments"
Why not? Gives the guys something to do during halftime "adjustments"
Dec 20, 2016 at 10:36 AM
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Originally posted by ltrain:
Negan to show up and use Lucille on Jed York and Baalke.
This
Dec 20, 2016 at 10:38 AM
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Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:1) Time machine
2) Pipe to smash KW's knees prior to 2011 NFCCG
3) $$$ to counter bribe the Bogert officiating crew prior to SB47
4) Assassin to snipe Dick Sherman during 2013 NFCCG
5) $$$ for the finest hoes and coke to take Baalke and JH on a male bonding trip
6) Take one for the team, go all the way back to late '70s, hit on and marry Denise York, knock her up and prevent Jed
7) Lastly, advise Eddie D to gtfo of shady dealings with Louisiana governors
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