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ESPN/John Clayton Conspiracy Theory

FnkyPhantom · 2010-05-23T16:11:06-07:00

This Is Way Off Topic.... Does anyone know why we only see John Clayton's head and upper-chest during his reports on ESPN? I'm of the opinion that that is all that is left of him. The story I heard was that during a kayaking excursion in the Puget Sound, Clayton was sheared in half by a renegade Orca. ESPN officials recovered his body, and in a joint effort with Johns Hopkins & Massachusetts General Hospitals, they were able to save Clayton's head and upper torso. His head is being kept alive in an undisclosed location in Seattle, via state-of-the-art alien technology. I'm also curious if he is the inspiration for South Park character, "Mr. Mackey" MMMMMKay....

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May 23, 2010 at 5:56 PM

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