Mitch Wishnowsky - Punter (Utah) is a Free Agent | Page 102

Aug 6, 2019 at 5:10 AM

Cisco0623
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Originally posted by VaBeachNiner:
Originally posted by Zealot:
Originally posted by Heroism:
did we just draft the goat punter

Hmmmm...

Aussie

Blonde

Built like a brick s**thouse

4.6 speed

5-plus second hangtime

Multiple kicks up his sleeve

Lands them on a dime

Yes, yes, I think maybe we did.

Heard the last time Mitch landed a punt, it created a hole on the other side of the planet.

Lol he should be the spokesperson for SpaceX since he launches everything into orbit.

Aug 6, 2019 at 10:23 PM

#1517

KeepRabbitsOut
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Can we keep a lid on the excitement for this guy......just a little?
I mean, do we really want the punter to be the best in the league?
That would mean that our team still sucks!!
And when he whiffs one or takes one too many steps and gets blocked will we still be as ebullient?

Oh hang it. Let's ride this baby!!!

Aug 7, 2019 at 10:24 PM

#1518

Goatie
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Originally posted by Cisco0623:

Originally posted by VaBeachNiner:

Originally posted by Zealot:

Originally posted by Heroism:
did we just draft the goat punter

Hmmmm...

Aussie

Blonde

Built like a brick s**thouse

4.6 speed

5-plus second hangtime

Multiple kicks up his sleeve

Lands them on a dime

Yes, yes, I think maybe we did.

Heard the last time Mitch landed a punt, it created a hole on the other side of the planet.

Lol he should be the spokesperson for SpaceX since he launches everything into orbit.

The hole he left when it hit the ground went all the way through the Earth to North Korea and hit Kim Jong d******d in the face

Aug 10, 2019 at 5:00 PM

#1519

Who-is-Hayne
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C'mon boy, don't make us Aussies look like chumps for swinging behind you all this time...

Aug 10, 2019 at 8:05 PM

#1520

SolRebe1
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Aug 10, 2019 at 8:06 PM

#1521

Heroism
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This dude is legit.

Aug 10, 2019 at 8:06 PM

#1522

Ensatsu
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Best player in preseason week 1

Aug 10, 2019 at 8:24 PM

#1523

Phoenix49ers
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Mitch The Big Legowsky.

Aug 10, 2019 at 8:35 PM

#1524

FaTaL
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Terrible at kickoffs

Aug 10, 2019 at 8:37 PM

#1525

OnTheClock
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Originally posted by FaTaL:
Terrible at kickoffs

Yup. Punting? Good. Kickoffs? Awful.

Aug 10, 2019 at 9:13 PM

#1526

Heroism
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Okay, now he's just showing off.

Aug 10, 2019 at 9:14 PM

#1527

Jeepzilla
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Originally posted by Zealot:
Originally posted by Heroism:
did we just draft the goat punter

Hmmmm...

Aussie

Blonde

Built like a brick s**thouse

4.6 speed

5-plus second hangtime

Multiple kicks up his sleeve

Lands them on a dime

Yes, yes, I think maybe we did.

1. His holds for 2 pt conversions may cost us games.
2. His kickoffs leave something to be desired and may cost us games.
3. Didn't really notice his hang time any better then the Dallas punter.

Aug 10, 2019 at 9:14 PM

#1528

DRCHOWDER
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he should've been our 1st round pick.... whats our 1st round pick doing rn...

Aug 10, 2019 at 9:16 PM

#1529

Heroism
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Dude is showing off. Peep the bobble by the returner lol.

Mitch Wishnowsky is making a name for himself tonight. #49ers pic.twitter.com/i6NLlzdOTC
— Fourth and Nine (@fourth_nine) August 11, 2019

Aug 10, 2019 at 9:19 PM

#1530

Hoovtrain
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Well I'm sold