Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:
Originally posted by DRCHOWDER:
Destroyed the whole qb market for everyone. Basically if we can't have good things no one can. 5D level chess. 
i like how every post the level moves up it will be 6D chess soon 
Paraphrasing some Browns fans I know...
The Browns are a polymathic moral-physical spiritual entity deeply in tune with transcendental relativity. The Haslam family has been the steward of E=mc2 as made known to Emil Haslam in 1892 after being visited by angels in a dream and waking to find the mysterious equation written on one of five golden plates. While the language of the first four plates is known only to a small inner circle, it has been publicly shared that these are now understood to reference the prophets Brady Quinn, Brandon Wheedon, Johnny Manziel, and Baker Mayfield who were sent to prepare the way for the great savior. In 2021 the wise numerologists of Cleveland began to see signs of The One and through careful deliberation deduced the long-sought meaning of the 5th plate. Enlightenment = Massage therapists violated x Contract dollars guaranteed to the second power.
To ascribe "dimensions" to this manifestion of the meaning of life is simply a sign of a limited mind.
[ Edited by Midbay on Mar 9, 2023 at 3:47 PM ]