Terrell Owens Thread: Hall of Fame? | Page 58

Originally posted by StOnEy333:
Originally posted by Niners816:
Originally posted by StOnEy333:
Poor kid. lol

It's MCNolan

Is that a toilet paper roll built into the wall in his bedroom? WTF?

s**t cant lie this had me dying hahaha im literally laughing out loud right now. Thats f**king funny

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:40 PM

#860

JohnTaylorRAC
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"Is that a toilet paper roll built into the wall in his bedroom? WTF?"

If I recall correctly from, you know, 7 years ago...that's a box with Styrofoam from something I'd ordered. Excellent joke, though. You should do standup.

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:41 PM

#861

49AllTheTime
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Originally posted by 4everFaithful:

Originally posted by StOnEy333:

Originally posted by Niners816:

Originally posted by StOnEy333:
Poor kid. lol

It's MCNolan

Is that a toilet paper roll built into the wall in his bedroom? WTF?

s**t cant lie this had me dying hahaha im literally laughing out loud right now. Thats f**king funny

T Ball championship trophy's nicely polished

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:41 PM

#862

StOnEy333
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Originally posted by 4everFaithful:
You guys gotta say tho, that mike nolan rap is solid lol

Yeah, I remember that one from back in the day. It's not bad. Although I always thought it sounded like a little white pencil-necked geek singing it.

I called that one. lol

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:42 PM

#863

4everFaithful
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Originally posted by JohnTaylorRAC:
" Starting to? I felt bad for him from the get go. The kid is pointing fingers at other people and he literally has dedicated his life to defending Terrell f*cking Owens! He calls this place the dumbest message board on the internet yet he's obsessed with being here. I don't even think he realizes how ridiculous that is."

Dedicating my life? Debunking the Terrell Owens mythology is one of many goals I have. Sorry, but smoking weed, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.

I like this about you, as I am a big Owens fans myself. Huge owens fan. My favorite player of all time. But you dont gotta go to this extent to prove your point, as some point you have to realize they will never agree

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:43 PM

#864

StOnEy333
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Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by 4everFaithful:
Originally posted by StOnEy333:
Originally posted by Niners816:
Originally posted by StOnEy333:
Poor kid. lol

It's MCNolan

Is that a toilet paper roll built into the wall in his bedroom? WTF?

s**t cant lie this had me dying hahaha im literally laughing out loud right now. Thats f**king funny
T Ball championship trophy's nicely polished

It's f**king bowling, dude. BOWLING! I bet it's a participation award, too. I bet the folks down at the alley were like "we should give little jordy a trophy. I'd bet that would make him happy. Maybe he'll stop talking to himself and whispering things about terrell owens on league nights if we give him a trophy."

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:44 PM

#865

JohnTaylorRAC
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Coming from a long, blonde-haired hippie stoner with brain damage...

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:44 PM

#866

JohnTaylorRAC
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You bet wrong. League title. That trophy is worth more than your life. Then again, so is the piece of s**t I dumped this morning.

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:44 PM

#867

4everFaithful
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Originally posted by JohnTaylorRAC:
"Is that a toilet paper roll built into the wall in his bedroom? WTF?"

If I recall correctly from, you know, 7 years ago...that's a box with Styrofoam from something I'd ordered. Excellent joke, though. You should do standup.

Lol ahh i see it now

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:45 PM

#868

49AllTheTime
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Originally posted by StOnEy333:

Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:

Originally posted by 4everFaithful:

Originally posted by StOnEy333:

Originally posted by Niners816:

Originally posted by StOnEy333:
Poor kid. lol

It's MCNolan

Is that a toilet paper roll built into the wall in his bedroom? WTF?

s**t cant lie this had me dying hahaha im literally laughing out loud right now. Thats f**king funny
T Ball championship trophy's nicely polished

It's f**king bowling, dude. BOWLING! I bet it's a participation award, too. I bet the folks down at the alley were like "we should give little jordy a trophy. I'd bet that would make him happy. Maybe he'll stop talking to himself and whispering things about terrell owens on league nights if we give him a trophy."

more like blowing trophy

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:47 PM

#869

JohnTaylorRAC
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" more like blowing trophy"

.....this board in a nutshell.

Mar 8, 2016 at 4:47 PM

#870

StOnEy333
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Originally posted by 4everFaithful:
Originally posted by JohnTaylorRAC:
" Starting to? I felt bad for him from the get go. The kid is pointing fingers at other people and he literally has dedicated his life to defending Terrell f*cking Owens! He calls this place the dumbest message board on the internet yet he's obsessed with being here. I don't even think he realizes how ridiculous that is."

Dedicating my life? Debunking the Terrell Owens mythology is one of many goals I have. Sorry, but smoking weed, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.

I like this about you, as I am a big Owens fans myself. Huge owens fan. My favorite player of all time. But you dont gotta go to this extent to prove your point, as some point you have to realize they will never agree

The best part about all this is I'M A TERRELL OWENS FAN! I've always liked the way he plays. I still have my jersey in the closet that I wore to every game from 00-03. But I'm not going to sit here and pretend the guy didn't have his character flaws. lol