Kellen Winslow caught jerking

PRIMETIME21 · 2014-01-17T16:28:11-08:00

in a target parking lot lmao http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/jets-tight-end-kellen-winslow-accused-masturbating-target-152800579--nfl.html

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Jan 17, 2014 at 4:39 PM

Phoenix49ers
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Nah uh, he was "changing clothes" with a full on boner and two bottles of Vaseline with him.

Jan 17, 2014 at 4:42 PM

jrg
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Jan 17, 2014 at 4:55 PM

NineFourNiner
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Well, he's a soldier. That's what they do.

Jan 17, 2014 at 5:47 PM

zaghawk
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Wait, wait..it's NOT normal to jerk off in a target parking lot?

Jan 17, 2014 at 5:50 PM

POG_
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Originally posted by zaghawk:
Wait, wait..it's NOT normal to jerk off in a target parking lot?

Yeah, I thought that was the whole point.

Jan 17, 2014 at 5:50 PM

niner4ever12
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this guy had the potential to be like his father. what a waste.

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:07 PM

pwillis52beasty
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He was just trying to make his Funky Monkey Mr. Happy.

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:08 PM

socalniner
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Goodell is going to give him a stiff fine

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:11 PM

ChaunceyGardner
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Probably left a strip club thinking he was going to save himself a ton of money ....

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:17 PM

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TheSixthRing
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Was he aiming for the Target?

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:18 PM

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wysiwyg
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But for the grace of god go I

At least he wasn't twerking

[ Edited by wysiwyg on Jan 17, 2014 at 6:20 PM ]

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:20 PM

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BadgerHawk
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Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a Midwestern favorite of mine, and fellow Wisconsinite, Pat McCurdy. He's a pretty much a folk hero around these part. In honor of Mr. Winslow's event, enjoy....

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:22 PM

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