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Kellen Winslow caught jerking

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Jan 17, 2014 at 4:28 PM
in a target parking lot lmao

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/jets-tight-end-kellen-winslow-accused-masturbating-target-152800579--nfl.html
Jan 17, 2014 at 4:39 PM
Nah uh, he was "changing clothes" with a full on boner and two bottles of Vaseline with him.
Jan 17, 2014 at 4:42 PM
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Jan 17, 2014 at 4:55 PM
Well, he's a soldier. That's what they do.
Jan 17, 2014 at 5:47 PM
Wait, wait..it's NOT normal to jerk off in a target parking lot?
Jan 17, 2014 at 5:50 PM
Originally posted by zaghawk:
Wait, wait..it's NOT normal to jerk off in a target parking lot?

Yeah, I thought that was the whole point.
Jan 17, 2014 at 5:50 PM
this guy had the potential to be like his father. what a waste.
Jan 17, 2014 at 6:07 PM
He was just trying to make his Funky Monkey Mr. Happy.
Jan 17, 2014 at 6:08 PM
Goodell is going to give him a stiff fine
Jan 17, 2014 at 6:11 PM
Probably left a strip club thinking he was going to save himself a ton of money ....

Jan 17, 2014 at 6:17 PM
Was he aiming for the Target?
Jan 17, 2014 at 6:18 PM
But for the grace of god go I

At least he wasn't twerking



[ Edited by wysiwyg on Jan 17, 2014 at 6:20 PM ]
Jan 17, 2014 at 6:20 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a Midwestern favorite of mine, and fellow Wisconsinite, Pat McCurdy. He's a pretty much a folk hero around these part. In honor of Mr. Winslow's event, enjoy....


Jan 17, 2014 at 6:22 PM
Haven't we all done this at some point?
Jan 17, 2014 at 6:24 PM
Originally posted by SofaKing:
Haven't we all done this at some point?

Not at Target, WalMart, KMart, Shopko, or even Best Buy! But....
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