Just scanned through the article:
Looking for his red dog Clifford. Was this a euphemism?
Took a picture of his Hummer.
There's just waaaaaay too much comedy in it.
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Jun 9, 2018 at 9:26 AM
- JimA49ers
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Jun 9, 2018 at 9:35 AM
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Originally posted by jcs:
https://sports.yahoo.com/kellen-winslow-jr-arrested-felony-burglary-charges-reportedly-looking-red-dog-clifford-231312322.html
Winslow reportedly told woman he was looking for his red dog Clifford"I confronted him and said 'Hi, can I help you with anything'," she told ABC 10. "He said, 'Nope, just looking for my dog.' I go, 'What dog?' and he said, 'Well, it's a red dog, Clifford.' And I went, 'There's no dog here.' I said, I'm not comfortable with this, you need to leave. And he just stood there and he went, 'Alright then.'"
Yet another victim of CTE.
Jun 9, 2018 at 10:03 AM
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Jun 9, 2018 at 12:40 PM
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This guy is a real thrill seeker I think. Jacking off in parking lots, breaking into old peoples trailers in the middle of the day, screaming he's a soldier at reporters in the locker room etc. Think of all the stuff he does we don't know about lol.
Jun 9, 2018 at 5:16 PM
- pdizo916
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Originally posted by ExtraCheese:This guy is a real thrill seeker I think. Jacking off in parking lots, breaking into old peoples trailers in the middle of the day, screaming he's a soldier at reporters in the locker room etc. Think of all the stuff he does we don't know about lol.
This isn't normal behavior?
Jun 9, 2018 at 5:58 PM
- GoreGoreGore
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Originally posted by pdizo916:
Originally posted by ExtraCheese:
This guy is a real thrill seeker I think. Jacking off in parking lots, breaking into old peoples trailers in the middle of the day, screaming he's a soldier at reporters in the locker room etc. Think of all the stuff he does we don't know about lol.
This isn't normal behavior?
obviously just thrill seeking and not experience anything brain trauma
Jun 10, 2018 at 12:36 AM
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I would love to be a fly on the wall or better yet, a ghost...following this nut job around. I'd die (AGAIN) laughing!!
OJ Simpson wouldn't want to face this whacko in a dark alley...maybe PeeWee Herman would doe
OJ Simpson wouldn't want to face this whacko in a dark alley...maybe PeeWee Herman would doe
Jun 10, 2018 at 12:47 AM
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Originally posted by blizzuntz:
im gonna try this
With or w/out lube? Regardless, you're a good man doe
Jun 10, 2018 at 2:01 AM
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lol his dad is probably regretting naming him the same thing.
"I heard you were caught jerking off at Target?"
"No, thats my idiot son."
"I heard you were caught jerking off at Target?"
"No, thats my idiot son."
Jun 10, 2018 at 6:55 PM
- pdizo916
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Originally posted by LVJay:I would love to be a fly on the wall or better yet, a ghost...following this nut job around. I'd die (AGAIN) laughing!!
OJ Simpson wouldn't want to face this whacko in a dark alley...maybe PeeWee Herman would doe
You want to see him jerk off?
Different strokes for different folks, i guess.
[ Edited by pdizo916 on Jun 10, 2018 at 6:55 PM ]
Jun 14, 2018 at 5:35 PM
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wow
Whoa. The charges in total:
— Eric Edholm (@Eric_Edholm) June 15, 2018
-- 2 counts of kidnapping with intent to commit rape
-- 2 counts of forcible rape
-- 1 count of forcible sodomy
-- 1 count of forcible oral copulation
-- 2 counts of residential burglary
-- 1 count of indecent exposure
Possible life in prison. https://t.co/pmZXPWMImc
Jun 14, 2018 at 6:58 PM
- Oakland-Niner
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Originally posted by Jcool:wow
Whoa. The charges in total:
— Eric Edholm (@Eric_Edholm) June 15, 2018
-- 2 counts of kidnapping with intent to commit rape
-- 2 counts of forcible rape
-- 1 count of forcible sodomy
-- 1 count of forcible oral copulation
-- 2 counts of residential burglary
-- 1 count of indecent exposure
Possible life in prison. https://t.co/pmZXPWMImc
Jun 14, 2018 at 7:06 PM
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This guy is a mess .
Jun 14, 2018 at 7:56 PM
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Damn he raped someone in the butt and mouth.
Jun 14, 2018 at 8:17 PM
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