Andy Lee

According to PFR, the only other time Andy Lee punted only once was the 34-20 win over Oakland in 2006.


http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/L/LeexAn20/gamelog/

Anyone own an Andy Lee jersey? I'm totally thinking about getting one lol.

All-Pro

Andy Lee hovers 1" above the ground at all times.

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
Andy Lee hovers 1" above the ground at all times.

When Andy Lee turns sideways, he enters another dimension--the Land of Dreams--and this is how he always knows exactly what to get you for Christmas.

Originally posted by HessianDud:

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
Andy Lee hovers 1" above the ground at all times.

When Andy Lee turns sideways, he enters another dimension--the Land of Dreams--and this is how he always knows exactly what to get you for Christmas.

We once had a bachelor party for Andy. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Originally posted by ChazBoner:

Originally posted by HessianDud:

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
Andy Lee hovers 1" above the ground at all times.

When Andy Lee turns sideways, he enters another dimension--the Land of Dreams--and this is how he always knows exactly what to get you for Christmas.

We once had a bachelor party for Andy. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Andy Lee does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up so much as he is lifting the spirits of underprivileged youth, since all of his push-ups are for charity.

Originally posted by HessianDud:

Originally posted by ChazBoner:

Originally posted by HessianDud:

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
Andy Lee hovers 1" above the ground at all times.

When Andy Lee turns sideways, he enters another dimension--the Land of Dreams--and this is how he always knows exactly what to get you for Christmas.

We once had a bachelor party for Andy. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Andy Lee does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up so much as he is lifting the spirits of underprivileged youth, since all of his push-ups are for charity.

Andy Lee has an elbow at the midpoint of his penis.

Originally posted by ChazBoner:

Originally posted by HessianDud:

Originally posted by ChazBoner:

Originally posted by HessianDud:

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
Andy Lee hovers 1" above the ground at all times.

When Andy Lee turns sideways, he enters another dimension--the Land of Dreams--and this is how he always knows exactly what to get you for Christmas.

We once had a bachelor party for Andy. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Andy Lee does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up so much as he is lifting the spirits of underprivileged youth, since all of his push-ups are for charity.

Andy Lee has an elbow at the midpoint of his penis.

If you stare at the sun, you go blind; if you stare at Andy Lee, he politely asks if there's anything he can help you with.

Shane Lechler is better

Originally posted by valrod33:
Shane Lechler is better

Telling Andy Lee that there is someone better than him at something causes him to say, "Gosh darnit," because he doesn't swear, not ever.

Did I ever tell you about the time Andy and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Andy throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Andy decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.

Originally posted by ChazBoner:
Did I ever tell you about the time Andy and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Andy throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Andy decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.

i find it hard to believe that Andy Lee would shoot anything, unless it was a wicked game of pool.

Andy Lee doesn't really kick the football. When the ball gets close to his foot it gets scared and jumps 55 yards in the opposite direction.

I saw Andy Lee climb Mt.Everest barefoot and shirtless. When he was done, he asked me to get him a blueberry slurpee.