Our new football czar

jed_york · 2010-03-20T19:41:03-07:00

The franchise is blessed with not one but two extremely capable executives ready to take over as the team's football czar, with overall responsibilities on all football matters from scouting to game planning. Both are petitioning for the job. Singletary has been motivating the members of the senior management with speeches and Paraag has been hosting exotic dinner in his house. Both Singletary and Paraag took master classes from coach Nolan to craft their their football knowledge. Singletary has experience in playing the game, Paraag has excellent skill in analyzing the game. Needless to say both are very willing to take on extra duties without extra pay. The ownership and senior management would like to hear from the fans, Singletary or Paraag?

Mar 20, 2010 at 7:43 PM

SnakePlissken
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You're missing the "I'd rather put a gun to my head and pull the trigger" option.

Mar 20, 2010 at 7:46 PM

jed_york
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Originally posted by SnakePlissken:
You're missing the "I'd rather put a gun to my head and pull the trigger" option.

The ownership and members of the senior management felt the same way too, Two candidates of such high caliber, very hard to pick.

Mar 20, 2010 at 7:47 PM

PA9erFaithful
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NHAP

Mar 20, 2010 at 7:55 PM

blunt_probe
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Originally posted by PA9erFaithful:
NHAP

Mar 20, 2010 at 7:59 PM

SWAGG-ER
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Why did you waste time and space making a stupid unfunny post?

Mar 20, 2010 at 8:03 PM

SonocoNinerFan
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Paraagletary

Mar 20, 2010 at 8:15 PM

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Mar 20, 2010 at 8:16 PM

SnakePlissken
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Originally posted by jed_york:
Originally posted by SnakePlissken:
You're missing the "I'd rather put a gun to my head and pull the trigger" option.

The ownership and members of the senior management felt the same way too, Two candidates of such high caliber, very hard to pick.

Are you in any way related to another member named NolanHasAPlan by any chance?

[ Edited by SnakePlissken on Mar 20, 2010 at 8:16 PM ]

Mar 20, 2010 at 8:42 PM

SanDiego49er
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Originally posted by blunt_probe:
Originally posted by PA9erFaithful:
NHAP

Mar 20, 2010 at 10:15 PM

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jed_york
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56% Singletary vs 46% Marathe the poll is a dead heat, within the margin of error. The fans are as torn as the senior management.

Mar 20, 2010 at 10:22 PM

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GORE-ILLA
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Originally posted by SonocoNinerFan:
Paraagletary

bless you

Mar 20, 2010 at 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by jed_york:
Originally posted by SnakePlissken:
You're missing the "I'd rather put a gun to my head and pull the trigger" option.

The ownership and members of the senior management felt the same way too, Two candidates of such high caliber, very hard to pick.

dont we have a way of screening these trolls?

you have to at least be funny dude.

Mar 20, 2010 at 11:34 PM

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Mar 20, 2010 at 11:36 PM

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m_brockalexander
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Where's the none of the above option?

Should have Baalke, Gamble and The Football Czar to be names later options.