So from this day forward, Alex Smith will now be known as... 'Phil Jennings'.
He's an angry Mormon b*****d that eats babies, and punches the elderly! -He'll run up scoreboards, strangle the refs, take giant 'victory' dumps on the away team's 50 yard line, and be heralded as the most evil son of a b***h in sports history since Babe Ruth!
The Alex Smith we once knew died sometime after 'that' Seattle game (some even say his soul slithered out his body on the way to the hospital). -Alex Smith was a wimpy/silly kid that dated chubby brunettes, and feared his daddy.
Now... there is only Phil Jennings, an evil/dark b*****d that's married to a slender/sexy blonde, that performs spin moves, pump-fakes, and back-alley abortions at 'visiting' tailgate parties.
It's your time Phil Jennings, 3 Superbowl trophies and 30 illegitimate kids to conquer!
GO 49ers!!!
[ Edited by SnakePlissken on May 14, 2010 at 19:40:39 ]
