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A-Rod: Portrait of a Man... errr, Man-Horse, errr Centaur

Like I do every day, when I want a dose of hard-hitting sports news, I turn to US Weekly. The periodical has not one but two bits of information regarding our heroic, purple-lipped, World Series-strikeout machine.

Let's cut right to the chase here, because there is no side-stepping the absolute ridiculousness of it. In an *EXCLUSIVE* story, US Weekly reports that a former lov-ah characterizes Rodriguez as a narcissist of sorts, going so far as to have two portraits of himself depicted as a centaur.

"He was so vain," his ex tells Us Weekly. "He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?"

Adds the ex, "It was ridiculous."

Hoo boy. Apparently, one portrait hung over his bed. No word on the location of the other painting. Perhaps hanging above his ha-tub?

A-Rod: Centaur

He still has his batting gloves? He looks like a horse on rrhoids, a Hem-rrhoid if you will.
  • BigRon
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for this post, Sixth, you should have signed in under your Yankee handle. 28rings
I guess steroids do that to you.
Just two? What a woman.
Only 2 of these are photoshopped. Just sayin'.

Should've had a minotaur painting.
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