What makes YOU, a Lakers Hater

You know I dont know what makes me hate the Lakers...is it their sheer excellence? Their successful past? Their arrogant, cocky, good looking (no homo) fans? Maybe the fact that they dont go through huge large slumps of s**ttyness like many other sports franchises do? Perhaps its their mangement and how they always replace great players with even greater players and are constantly thriving to become the best regardless of how that must be done (ala our very own Eddie DeBartolo perhaps?)? Oh you know what it is, its those damn jerseys...I mean how can you possibly get the two most feminine homosexual colors in purple and yellow (gold my ass, I can tell sunflower yellow when I see it) and turn them into great combinations on a jersey for YEARS now...even the road purples look fashionable...

It could be the coaches...all of them ex-Lakers at the moment except for the Zen Master himself...its like they breed from within...almost like incest...disgusting...

And the players...oh my goodness...PLEASE do not get me started on the players...from Kobe Bryant's clutchness and raping of individuals both on and off the court to Sasha Vujacic's Machine like movements and three point shooting accuracy and fashionable hair next to DJ Mbenga's taco advertisements...how can you not hate these b*****ds...I mean, can you spell DOUCHE BAGS in any other way than LAKERS?

And am I the only one who notices how s**tty their fan base is? I mean just look at this board, this a 49er board but they arguably have the 2nd biggest following on here next to the Warriors...they've got persistent rockstars in LA, they've got Rastafarian Moderators in Stoney, they've got a huge slew of young hooligans always spilling such shenanigans on the board in angel (RIP), dman, socal, they've got the Casper ghosts (or as they refer to them, the "Lamar Odoms") in Kray who post something once every 15 years but that post is always a miraculous one, and then, finally...who can forget that good looking brown guy who is SO f**kING AMAZING...i forget his handle...i hope he doesnt take this personally...I think its like OverTheGame? GameIsntOver? GamingTillItsOver? GO? Something along those lines, but zomg, I think Ive got a mancrush on him...what a stud...

I mean really...how can you not hate the Lakers? With all of that said, I think I just might have convinced myself to hate them even more now...I dont think you can arguably find a franchise that is as easily hated as the Los Angeles Lakers...

f**k The Lakers

Originally posted by GameOver:
You know I dont know what makes me hate the Lakers...is it their sheer excellence? Their successful past? Their arrogant, cocky, good looking (no homo) fans? Maybe the fact that they dont go through huge large slumps of s**ttyness like many other sports franchises do? Perhaps its their mangement and how they always replace great players with even greater players and are constantly thriving to become the best regardless of how that must be done (ala our very own Eddie DeBartolo perhaps?)? Oh you know what it is, its those damn jerseys...I mean how can you possibly get the two most feminine homosexual colors in purple and yellow (gold my ass, I can tell sunflower yellow when I see it) and turn them into great combinations on a jersey for YEARS now...even the road purples look fashionable...

It could be the coaches...all of them ex-Lakers at the moment except for the Zen Master himself...its like they breed from within...almost like incest...disgusting...

And the players...oh my goodness...PLEASE do not get me started on the players...from Kobe Bryant's clutchness and raping of individuals both on and off the court to Sasha Vujacic's Machine like movements and three point shooting accuracy and fashionable hair next to DJ Mbenga's taco advertisements...how can you not hate these b*****ds...I mean, can you spell DOUCHE BAGS in any other way than LAKERS?

And am I the only one who notices how s**tty their fan base is? I mean just look at this board, this a 49er board but they arguably have the 2nd biggest following on here next to the Warriors...they've got persistent rockstars in LA, they've got Rastafarian Moderators in Stoney, they've got a huge slew of young hooligans always spilling such shenanigans on the board in angel (RIP), dman, socal, they've got the Casper ghosts (or as they refer to them, the "Lamar Odoms") in Kray who post something once every 15 years but that post is always a miraculous one, and then, finally...who can forget that good looking brown guy who is SO f**kING AMAZING...i forget his handle...i hope he doesnt take this personally...I think its like OverTheGame? GameIsntOver? GamingTillItsOver? GO? Something along those lines, but zomg, I think Ive got a mancrush on him...what a stud...

I mean really...how can you not hate the Lakers? With all of that said, I think I just might have convinced myself to hate them even more now...I dont think you can arguably find a franchise that is as easily hated as the Los Angeles Lakers...

f**k The Lakers

Laker fans can't even admit Kobe is a douche. A great player but he is the ARod of basketball. I am giants an and I can admit I liked watching Bonds. But even I knew he was a big jerk.

Originally posted by GameOver:
You know I dont know what makes me hate the Lakers...is it their sheer excellence? Their successful past? Their arrogant, cocky, good looking (no homo) fans? Maybe the fact that they dont go through huge large slumps of s**ttyness like many other sports franchises do? Perhaps its their mangement and how they always replace great players with even greater players and are constantly thriving to become the best regardless of how that must be done (ala our very own Eddie DeBartolo perhaps?)? Oh you know what it is, its those damn jerseys...I mean how can you possibly get the two most feminine homosexual colors in purple and yellow (gold my ass, I can tell sunflower yellow when I see it) and turn them into great combinations on a jersey for YEARS now...even the road purples look fashionable...

It could be the coaches...all of them ex-Lakers at the moment except for the Zen Master himself...its like they breed from within...almost like incest...disgusting...

And the players...oh my goodness...PLEASE do not get me started on the players...from Kobe Bryant's clutchness and raping of individuals both on and off the court to Sasha Vujacic's Machine like movements and three point shooting accuracy and fashionable hair next to DJ Mbenga's taco advertisements...how can you not hate these b*****ds...I mean, can you spell DOUCHE BAGS in any other way than LAKERS?

And am I the only one who notices how s**tty their fan base is? I mean just look at this board, this a 49er board but they arguably have the 2nd biggest following on here next to the Warriors...they've got persistent rockstars in LA, they've got Rastafarian Moderators in Stoney, they've got a huge slew of young hooligans always spilling such shenanigans on the board in angel (RIP), dman, socal, they've got the Casper ghosts (or as they refer to them, the "Lamar Odoms") in Kray who post something once every 15 years but that post is always a miraculous one, and then, finally...who can forget that good looking brown guy who is SO f**kING AMAZING...i forget his handle...i hope he doesnt take this personally...I think its like OverTheGame? GameIsntOver? GamingTillItsOver? GO? Something along those lines, but zomg, I think Ive got a mancrush on him...what a stud...

I mean really...how can you not hate the Lakers? With all of that said, I think I just might have convinced myself to hate them even more now...I dont think you can arguably find a franchise that is as easily hated as the Los Angeles Lakers...

f**k The Lakers

well said, GameOver... well said. (oh, and for the record, I don't HATE the Lakers, I just like the Warriors better.)

- 98

Originally posted by Fhysical:
Laker fans can't even admit Kobe is a douche. A great player but he is the ARod of basketball. I am giants an and I can admit I liked watching Bonds. But even I knew he was a big jerk.

Oh dude totally, I cant believe I forgot that, hes SUCH a jerk...trust me, I email him this every morning just so that he is reminded...on behalf of all of us Laker haters...f**king jerks...

Robert Horry.

They are a sports team from LA. I need no other reason.

Originally posted by GameOver:
You know I dont know what makes me hate the Lakers...is it their sheer excellence? Their successful past? Their arrogant, cocky, good looking (no homo) fans? Maybe the fact that they dont go through huge large slumps of s**ttyness like many other sports franchises do? Perhaps its their mangement and how they always replace great players with even greater players and are constantly thriving to become the best regardless of how that must be done (ala our very own Eddie DeBartolo perhaps?)? Oh you know what it is, its those damn jerseys...I mean how can you possibly get the two most feminine homosexual colors in purple and yellow (gold my ass, I can tell sunflower yellow when I see it) and turn them into great combinations on a jersey for YEARS now...even the road purples look fashionable...

It could be the coaches...all of them ex-Lakers at the moment except for the Zen Master himself...its like they breed from within...almost like incest...disgusting...

And the players...oh my goodness...PLEASE do not get me started on the players...from Kobe Bryant's clutchness and raping of individuals both on and off the court to Sasha Vujacic's Machine like movements and three point shooting accuracy and fashionable hair next to DJ Mbenga's taco advertisements...how can you not hate these b*****ds...I mean, can you spell DOUCHE BAGS in any other way than LAKERS?

And am I the only one who notices how s**tty their fan base is? I mean just look at this board, this a 49er board but they arguably have the 2nd biggest following on here next to the Warriors...they've got persistent rockstars in LA, they've got Rastafarian Moderators in Stoney, they've got a huge slew of young hooligans always spilling such shenanigans on the board in angel (RIP), dman, socal, they've got the Casper ghosts (or as they refer to them, the "Lamar Odoms") in Kray who post something once every 15 years but that post is always a miraculous one, and then, finally...who can forget that good looking brown guy who is SO f**kING AMAZING...i forget his handle...i hope he doesnt take this personally...I think its like OverTheGame? GameIsntOver? GamingTillItsOver? GO? Something along those lines, but zomg, I think Ive got a mancrush on him...what a stud...

I mean really...how can you not hate the Lakers? With all of that said, I think I just might have convinced myself to hate them even more now...I dont think you can arguably find a franchise that is as easily hated as the Los Angeles Lakers...

f**k The Lakers

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Originally posted by GameOver:
You know I dont know what makes me hate the Lakers...is it their sheer excellence? Their successful past? Their arrogant, cocky, good looking (no homo) fans? Maybe the fact that they dont go through huge large slumps of s**ttyness like many other sports franchises do? Perhaps its their mangement and how they always replace great players with even greater players and are constantly thriving to become the best regardless of how that must be done (ala our very own Eddie DeBartolo perhaps?)? Oh you know what it is, its those damn jerseys...I mean how can you possibly get the two most feminine homosexual colors in purple and yellow (gold my ass, I can tell sunflower yellow when I see it) and turn them into great combinations on a jersey for YEARS now...even the road purples look fashionable...

It could be the coaches...all of them ex-Lakers at the moment except for the Zen Master himself...its like they breed from within...almost like incest...disgusting...

And the players...oh my goodness...PLEASE do not get me started on the players...from Kobe Bryant's clutchness and raping of individuals both on and off the court to Sasha Vujacic's Machine like movements and three point shooting accuracy and fashionable hair next to DJ Mbenga's taco advertisements...how can you not hate these b*****ds...I mean, can you spell DOUCHE BAGS in any other way than LAKERS?

And am I the only one who notices how s**tty their fan base is? I mean just look at this board, this a 49er board but they arguably have the 2nd biggest following on here next to the Warriors...they've got persistent rockstars in LA, they've got Rastafarian Moderators in Stoney, they've got a huge slew of young hooligans always spilling such shenanigans on the board in angel (RIP), dman, socal, they've got the Casper ghosts (or as they refer to them, the "Lamar Odoms") in Kray who post something once every 15 years but that post is always a miraculous one, and then, finally...who can forget that good looking brown guy who is SO f**kING AMAZING...i forget his handle...i hope he doesnt take this personally...I think its like OverTheGame? GameIsntOver? GamingTillItsOver? GO? Something along those lines, but zomg, I think Ive got a mancrush on him...what a stud...

I mean really...how can you not hate the Lakers? With all of that said, I think I just might have convinced myself to hate them even more now...I dont think you can arguably find a franchise that is as easily hated as the Los Angeles Lakers...

f**k The Lakers

I just had a viagra boner!

Originally posted by SoCal9ers:

Originally posted by GameOver:
You know I dont know what makes me hate the Lakers...is it their sheer excellence? Their successful past? Their arrogant, cocky, good looking (no homo) fans? Maybe the fact that they dont go through huge large slumps of s**ttyness like many other sports franchises do? Perhaps its their mangement and how they always replace great players with even greater players and are constantly thriving to become the best regardless of how that must be done (ala our very own Eddie DeBartolo perhaps?)? Oh you know what it is, its those damn jerseys...I mean how can you possibly get the two most feminine homosexual colors in purple and yellow (gold my ass, I can tell sunflower yellow when I see it) and turn them into great combinations on a jersey for YEARS now...even the road purples look fashionable...

It could be the coaches...all of them ex-Lakers at the moment except for the Zen Master himself...its like they breed from within...almost like incest...disgusting...

And the players...oh my goodness...PLEASE do not get me started on the players...from Kobe Bryant's clutchness and raping of individuals both on and off the court to Sasha Vujacic's Machine like movements and three point shooting accuracy and fashionable hair next to DJ Mbenga's taco advertisements...how can you not hate these b*****ds...I mean, can you spell DOUCHE BAGS in any other way than LAKERS?

And am I the only one who notices how s**tty their fan base is? I mean just look at this board, this a 49er board but they arguably have the 2nd biggest following on here next to the Warriors...they've got persistent rockstars in LA, they've got Rastafarian Moderators in Stoney, they've got a huge slew of young hooligans always spilling such shenanigans on the board in angel (RIP), dman, socal, they've got the Casper ghosts (or as they refer to them, the "Lamar Odoms") in Kray who post something once every 15 years but that post is always a miraculous one, and then, finally...who can forget that good looking brown guy who is SO f**kING AMAZING...i forget his handle...i hope he doesnt take this personally...I think its like OverTheGame? GameIsntOver? GamingTillItsOver? GO? Something along those lines, but zomg, I think Ive got a mancrush on him...what a stud...

I mean really...how can you not hate the Lakers? With all of that said, I think I just might have convinced myself to hate them even more now...I dont think you can arguably find a franchise that is as easily hated as the Los Angeles Lakers...

f**k The Lakers

I just had a viagra boner!

For you it's Viagra. To me, it's like some sweet heroin taking over.

Originally posted by StOnEy333:

Originally posted by SoCal9ers:

Originally posted by GameOver:
You know I dont know what makes me hate the Lakers...is it their sheer excellence? Their successful past? Their arrogant, cocky, good looking (no homo) fans? Maybe the fact that they dont go through huge large slumps of s**ttyness like many other sports franchises do? Perhaps its their mangement and how they always replace great players with even greater players and are constantly thriving to become the best regardless of how that must be done (ala our very own Eddie DeBartolo perhaps?)? Oh you know what it is, its those damn jerseys...I mean how can you possibly get the two most feminine homosexual colors in purple and yellow (gold my ass, I can tell sunflower yellow when I see it) and turn them into great combinations on a jersey for YEARS now...even the road purples look fashionable...

It could be the coaches...all of them ex-Lakers at the moment except for the Zen Master himself...its like they breed from within...almost like incest...disgusting...

And the players...oh my goodness...PLEASE do not get me started on the players...from Kobe Bryant's clutchness and raping of individuals both on and off the court to Sasha Vujacic's Machine like movements and three point shooting accuracy and fashionable hair next to DJ Mbenga's taco advertisements...how can you not hate these b*****ds...I mean, can you spell DOUCHE BAGS in any other way than LAKERS?

And am I the only one who notices how s**tty their fan base is? I mean just look at this board, this a 49er board but they arguably have the 2nd biggest following on here next to the Warriors...they've got persistent rockstars in LA, they've got Rastafarian Moderators in Stoney, they've got a huge slew of young hooligans always spilling such shenanigans on the board in angel (RIP), dman, socal, they've got the Casper ghosts (or as they refer to them, the "Lamar Odoms") in Kray who post something once every 15 years but that post is always a miraculous one, and then, finally...who can forget that good looking brown guy who is SO f**kING AMAZING...i forget his handle...i hope he doesnt take this personally...I think its like OverTheGame? GameIsntOver? GamingTillItsOver? GO? Something along those lines, but zomg, I think Ive got a mancrush on him...what a stud...

I mean really...how can you not hate the Lakers? With all of that said, I think I just might have convinced myself to hate them even more now...I dont think you can arguably find a franchise that is as easily hated as the Los Angeles Lakers...

f**k The Lakers

I just had a viagra boner!

For you it's Viagra. To me, it's like some sweet heroin taking over.

may i have another please!

I dont see what makes Kobe a jerk, yes, I am a lakers fan, but how is he a jerk?

Originally posted by 1251alex:
I dont see what makes Kobe a jerk, yes, I am a lakers fan, but how is he a jerk?

How about yelling at the announcers during the game?

Originally posted by BobS:

Originally posted by 1251alex:
I dont see what makes Kobe a jerk, yes, I am a lakers fan, but how is he a jerk?

How about yelling at the announcers during the game?

yes, cuz im sure no other nba player does that