Originally posted by DaDivaRecieva15:
Originally posted by SJniner7:
Anyone actually talk about Tolzien in here?
No one likes him because he can't cure cancer
Tolzien cures cancer fine. If you burned your incense and prayed to him, and he didn't cure you, then that must have been while he was travelling back in time to impregnate himself and give birth to Bill Walsh. When he left Bill to his adoptive parents that day (gestation period for an immaculate Tolzien baby is 24 hours), he simply kissed the child on the head and whispered, "Short, high-percentage passes as an extension to the run game. Beat them to the punch."
Back to your cancer: He should be free now. Try again