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The OFFICIAL Scott Tolzien Time Traveling Delorean of TRIUMPH!

I can't keep up with the bandwagon jumping around here
Originally posted by MertonHanksneck:
This thread is just too much for me to handle...lmao "I was like who is that big black dude in the upper lefthand corner"...thanks for clearing it up guys!!!!
go niners!!!!

I seriously thought it was Jonas Jennings before I started reading other posts!!!


As the creator of the Colin Kaepernick Cab of Awesome... I have to say... this is MUCH cooler.
Anyone actually talk about Tolzien in here?
Looks like Joe jest smoked a nice fat one.
Originally posted by SJniner7:
Anyone actually talk about Tolzien in here?

No one likes him because he can't cure cancer
ROFL @ Bill Walsh "oh yeah"
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Originally posted by DaDivaRecieva15:
Originally posted by SJniner7:
Anyone actually talk about Tolzien in here?

No one likes him because he can't cure cancer

Tolzien cures cancer fine. If you burned your incense and prayed to him, and he didn't cure you, then that must have been while he was travelling back in time to impregnate himself and give birth to Bill Walsh. When he left Bill to his adoptive parents that day (gestation period for an immaculate Tolzien baby is 24 hours), he simply kissed the child on the head and whispered, "Short, high-percentage passes as an extension to the run game. Beat them to the punch."

Back to your cancer: He should be free now. Try again
Originally posted by WRATHman44:
Originally posted by DaDivaRecieva15:
Originally posted by SJniner7:
Anyone actually talk about Tolzien in here?

No one likes him because he can't cure cancer

Tolzien cures cancer fine. If you burned your incense and prayed to him, and he didn't cure you, then that must have been while he was travelling back in time to impregnate himself and give birth to Bill Walsh. When he left Bill to his adoptive parents that day (gestation period for an immaculate Tolzien baby is 24 hours), he simply kissed the child on the head and whispered, "Short, high-percentage passes as an extension to the run game. Beat them to the punch."

Back to your cancer: He should be free now. Try again
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How about the Alex Smith speed machine?

Originally posted by Shaj:
How about the Alex Smith speed machine?



you should have that painted on the side of your jet ski
So if all starting positions are up for competition next year, do you think tolz makes the roster? do you think he beats out kap for the #2, or maybe higher on the depth chart? Think the kid even has a chance?
[ Edited by unst4bl3 on Jan 31, 2012 at 4:09 PM ]
His lasers are so precise that no one ever sees that it was Tolzien at QB. It's like the ball just teleports from one spot into the WR's hands...just too unbelievable to trust.

F*CK YEAH!