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I think troy Smith all the way. Alexis has a size advantage but I think her huge vagina would get in the way of throwing any death punchs.
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yeah this is guna b locked in no time
Alex Smith is a lover not a fighter.


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They would both throw their punches too high, miss wide open face shots while checking down to some harmless body punches, and right when the fight got really rolling and both fighters were looking good Anthony Davis would get called for holding.
Justin would kill them both
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Originally posted by HessianDud:
They would both throw their punches too high, miss wide open face shots while checking down to some harmless body punches, and right when the fight got really rolling and both fighters were looking good Anthony Davis would get called for holding.

Originally posted by HessianDud:
They would both throw their punches too high, miss wide open face shots while checking down to some harmless body punches, and right when the fight got really rolling and both fighters were looking good Anthony Davis would get called for holding.

There's no way Chilo Rachal holds a block long enough for any of that to happen. They both get sacked for a 10-yard loss before either can throw a single jab.
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Lol @ the vagina comment
Originally posted by 49erRider:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
They would both throw their punches too high, miss wide open face shots while checking down to some harmless body punches, and right when the fight got really rolling and both fighters were looking good Anthony Davis would get called for holding.

There's no way Chilo Rachal holds a block long enough for any of that to happen. They both get sacked for a 10-yard loss before either can throw a single jab.

actually, chilo would false start and the fight would have to moved from the alley into the street. And then Troy would have to burn a time out because he wasn't sure of where to punch Alex. And then Alex would call a time out because Vernon Davis wasn't on the line of scrimmage. Then, they would both try to throw a screen pass and end up throwing an interception to a defensive end.
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by 49erRider:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
They would both throw their punches too high, miss wide open face shots while checking down to some harmless body punches, and right when the fight got really rolling and both fighters were looking good Anthony Davis would get called for holding.

There's no way Chilo Rachal holds a block long enough for any of that to happen. They both get sacked for a 10-yard loss before either can throw a single jab.

actually, chilo would false start and the fight would have to moved from the alley into the street. And then Troy would have to burn a time out because he wasn't sure of where to punch Alex. And then Alex would call a time out because Vernon Davis wasn't on the line of scrimmage. Then, they would both try to throw a screen pass and end up throwing an interception to a defensive end.

Afterwards, Singletary would need to go look at the film.

P.S. Got to love the spelling of "punchs" in the original post. Is this a German word?

[ Edited by MadDog49er on Nov 30, 2010 at 18:53:07 ]
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please ban this guy
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