Originally posted by jrg:
On October 30th, 2009 playing against the team he started his career against 5 seasons ago, Smith had the comebak for which all comeback will be based on from now until the end of time. Throwing for nearly 800 yards and 12 touchdowns, Smith showed that he was worthy of the number 1 overall selection years ago. New receiver Michael Crabtree caught 17 passes for 325 yards and 5 touchdowns and announcing his arrival to the league. Smith also ran for 3 touchdowns and in his most note worthy gallop, he returned a punt from the back of his own end zone and not only ran for a 109 yard TD he made sure to straight arm each Colts player en route thus ending the career of 11 different players on the Colts special teams unit. With a final score of 120-0 (the Niners went for a 2 pt conversion on each TD) and netting over 1000 yards in the total offence, Commissioner Roger Goodell decided to award this years Superbowl to the Niners immediately after the game, and Smith was elected to the hall of fame.
That, right there my friend, is genius. The best part is the "note worthy gallop"
and "made sure to straight are each Colts player en route, thus ending the career of 11 different players on the Colts special teams unit"
I've been laughing my ass off since I read that!