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Official Glen Coffee Nickname Thread (not gore and coffe)

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glen coffee is a good nickname. hes a backup RB guys. and he will probably be 3rd string next year when Dixon gets the blitz pickup down.
"Follows Blockers well" or "Knows where the hole is"
How bout an native american nickname? "Runs too up right"



or a simple one? deshawn foster version 2.0 yards per carry




i'm joking.........go GC!
[ Edited by vamphunter23 on May 27, 2010 at 9:57 PM ]
Originally posted by zozell:
Since this guy looks to play a significant roll in our offense this year... I think he deserves a nickname.

I can't think of anything that you guys wouldn't think is lame...

The Coffee Express?
Espresso?
Strong Coffee?
A Pound of Coffee?
Coffee by the Pound?

What else guys...

How about "Americana" because his game is so watered down.
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Decaf
Originally posted by valrod33:
Gores backup

hahaha
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Jimbo
why does everyone need a nickname...

his name is Glen Coffee. thats unique enough. he isnt even good enough to deserve a nickname yet. nicknames happen naturally, they arent forced.
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Originally posted by Joecool:
Matt Barrows came up with a good one:

Franks and Beans.

sounds like diarrhea
Originally posted by KRS-1:
Originally posted by YuNGaCE:
coffee

This.

Never understood why zoner's feel the need to give nicknames to every other player on our roster. Every other draft pick and every player who puts in a good performance or two suddenly requires a nickname.


joe montana gave everyone a nickname

IMO, nicknames are stupid. His name is Glen Coffee. The end.

Great players don't have nicknames... for example, Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Patrick Willis, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Ray Lewis, etc.

These players are known by their actual names, not some silly nickname.

Originally posted by bigmike55:
IMO, nicknames are stupid. His name is Glen Coffee. The end.

Great players don't have nicknames... for example, Joe "MoJoe" Montana, Jerry "Rice Burner" Rice, Patrick "The Wall" Willis, Tom "Model Banger" Brady, Peyton "I Beat Off To Game Tape" Manning, Ray "Being Loud At All Times Is Leadership" Lewis, etc.

These players are known by their actual names, not some silly nickname.


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Originally posted by GoldenIowa49er:
Originally posted by bigmike55:
IMO, nicknames are stupid. His name is Glen Coffee. The end.

Great players don't have nicknames... for example, Joe "MoJoe" Montana, Jerry "Rice Burner" Rice, Patrick "The Wall" Willis, Tom "Model Banger" Brady, Peyton "I Beat Off To Game Tape" Manning, Ray "Being Loud At All Times Is Leadership" Lewis, etc.

These players are known by their actual names, not some silly nickname.


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LOL my first ever resurrected thread! I thought my account got hacked or somethin! I was like wtf? I don't remember making this thread... then I looked at the date and realized... this was from LAST offseason lol but right on for bringin it back...
If we had Ricky Williams on our roster we could call the duo "Coffee Pot"
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