Originally posted by jimmythegreekjr:
Originally posted by DaDivaRecieva15:
He's back with Cincy as an assistant coach
"Good Morning, Mr. Jackson. The man you are looking at is Carson Palmer, our useless QB who has decided to retire than play for our own team, the Cinncinati Bengals. As you know, we will be drafting this man, Andy Dalton, a fire-headed talent that we expect to start for us immediately. Your mission, Hugh, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate another vulnerable NFL team either as assistant or head coach, and design a blockbuster trade will dump Palmer and allow us accumulate all of their first round draft picks. As always, should any member of your team be caught or fired, the Commissioner will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This message will self-destruct in five seconds. Good Luck, Hugh."
THIS, like a MF