Harbaugh will crush all infidels before him. He is a radiant god atop a winged horse of pure awesomeness. He will drive his enemies into the sea and light them on fire, and they will remain on fire even though they are drenched in the ocean, for The Harbaugh will heat the ocean with his eyes. It has already begun. He has crushed the media. The media is dead, and its scalp hangs from the throbbing belt of Jim Harbaugh.