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Matt Forte's fiance calls off the wedding after he told her....

its not legal in most states for Matt Forte to marry his fiance.

I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











strongest asset.
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











strongest asset.



Originally posted by SoCal9er:
That means he got his ex- pregnant around February and proposed to his new squeeze 3 months later. Nothing wrong with that timeline.

You usually go out with someone a lot longer than 3 months before you pop the question.
Originally posted by bigmike55:
I am confident to say 98% of professional athletes cheat on their significant others. Think about it, you have millions and millions of dollars, you're a celebrity and you travel around the country, sometimes world most of the year. You will always have groupies following you around. It is an equation for failure!

Cosigned.

For professional athletes, so many of the dumb ones do get caught up & it makes major headlines. But nonetheless their wives or gf's won't be going to far despite the cheating, it's a vicious cycle. I just feel sorry if there are children involved, they don't deserve that BULLs**t!
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...

it didn't need fixing. it was funnier with pants' feint.
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...

it didn't need fixing. it was funnier with pants' feint.

Sorry im not funny bro?
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...

it didn't need fixing. it was funnier with pants' feint.

Sorry im not funny bro?

you don't have to apologize to me for not being funny.


the joke in pants' post was that he DIDN'T say "forte" but instead used a synonymous phrase.
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...

it didn't need fixing. it was funnier with pants' feint.

Sorry im not funny bro?

you don't have to apologize to me for not being funny.


the joke in pants' post was that he DIDN'T say "forte" but instead used a synonymous phrase.




OOOOH, hahahahahahahahaha.




Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...

it didn't need fixing. it was funnier with pants' feint.

Sorry im not funny bro?

you don't have to apologize to me for not being funny.


the joke in pants' post was that he DIDN'T say "forte" but instead used a synonymous phrase.

The bait for my bait-and-switch was too good. In other words....


I guess that joke was










abated.
Originally posted by jdt84_2:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...

it didn't need fixing. it was funnier with pants' feint.

Sorry im not funny bro?

you don't have to apologize to me for not being funny.


the joke in pants' post was that he DIDN'T say "forte" but instead used a synonymous phrase.




OOOOH, hahahahahahahahaha.





LOL I just got it as well.

-9fA
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by GSeef49er:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I guess monogamous relationships aren't his











Forte.

Fixed.






...hmm should i not be "fixing" a mods post...

it didn't need fixing. it was funnier with pants' feint.

Sorry im not funny bro?

you don't have to apologize to me for not being funny.


the joke in pants' post was that he DIDN'T say "forte" but instead used a synonymous phrase.

The bait for my bait-and-switch was too good. In other words....


I guess that joke was










abated.





I thought that joke was obvious, too. Shows what I know.
Originally posted by pantstickle:
I thought that joke was obvious, too. Shows what I know.

we're the smarts.