Bengals' Chad Ochocinco says sexual healing has cleared him to play

Jan 6, 2010 at 2:26 PM

HaiGuise
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Ochocinco says sexual healing has cleared him to play

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Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco had an interesting way of proving his fitness for Saturday's playoff game against the Jets.

Ochocinco, who tweaked his knee last Sunday and sat out the second half of the season finale, said a personal activity he engaged in earlier this week has cleared his return to the field.

Said Ochocinco to the New York Post:

"I had sex yesterday. With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine."

Ochocinco kills me every time.

Jan 6, 2010 at 2:31 PM

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lol Ocho and Arenas are why I love sports

Jan 6, 2010 at 2:42 PM

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When I first saw that guy's antics years ago, I thought "jackass".

After all these years now, I think "cool, funny dude".

Jan 6, 2010 at 2:59 PM

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"I had sex yesterday. With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine.

Never a dull moment!!!

Jan 6, 2010 at 3:34 PM

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His career is set after retirement.

The highest paid NFL commentator of all time. I will watch any game or show he is commentating on

Jan 6, 2010 at 3:38 PM

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Chad is awesome. He's funny and entertaining, but not a dick about it.

Jan 6, 2010 at 3:38 PM

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Originally posted by NineFourNiner:
Chad is awesome. He's funny and entertaining, but not a dick about it.

and that's the key. If not, we'd all hate him.

Jan 6, 2010 at 4:17 PM

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i like Ocho, i think hes able to entertain and showboat without being an arrogant prick about it. its actually more just celebrating in a goofy fashion rather than showboating.

hes very confident in himself. that rubs some people the wrong way.

i remember i used to love when Owens would do something outrageous as an endzone celebration. it makes things memorable that you otherwise wouldve forgotten. the No Fun League is in full affect, but thankfully Ocho is willing to take the fines and keep entertaining.

Jan 6, 2010 at 4:18 PM