Ochocinco says sexual healing has cleared him to play
Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco had an interesting way of proving his fitness for Saturday's playoff game against the Jets.
Ochocinco, who tweaked his knee last Sunday and sat out the second half of the season finale, said a personal activity he engaged in earlier this week has cleared his return to the field.
Said Ochocinco to the New York Post:
"I had sex yesterday. With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine."
Ochocinco kills me every time.