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Funny Player Nicknames

OK, the whole nicknames thread is not entertaining to me... unless they're funny "You suck" nicknames. The JaCarcas Russell nickname was new to me and made me laugh. What other funny nicknames have you heard? I've only got a few:

Chris Chandler - "Crystal Chandelier"
J.T. O'Sullivan - "J.T. O'Suckington"
JaMarcus Russell - "JaCarcas Russell"
I dont find them particularly funny. But thats probably because i was given stupid cheesy nicknames based on my last name throughout school. Never got upset about it but stuff like this definitely gets old.

but thats just me
what was the nickname for that rb that used to play for the packers. he got it for taking a dump in some poor girls laundry basket back in college
Randal "he's so" Gay

Michael Prick

Tony Homo

Terrell HOwens



I have good ones for other teams as well

Arizona reTardinals

St. Louis Butt Rams

Seattle Seacocks

Tamba Bay f**kaneers

Dallas Cowgirls

New York Giant douches

Green Bay fudge Packers

Oakland Gayders
i thought JT O'smellingsalts was a lot better...

..but hey, its rich eisen, its what he does.
Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Randal "he's so" Gay

Michael Prick

Tony Homo

Terrell HOwens



I have good ones for other teams as well

Arizona reTardinals

St. Louis Butt Rams

Seattle Seacocks

Tamba Bay f**kaneers

Dallas Cowgirls

New York Giant douches

Green Bay fudge Packers

Oakland Gayders

Those are all good man. The only good one you left out to my knowledge is the Jacksonville f*guars
sam cassell - alien

patrick chewing

rapist bryant
Originally posted by kujon11:
what was the nickname for that rb that used to play for the packers. he got it for taking a dump in some poor girls laundry basket back in college

haha found it

"After joining the Steelers, Davenport was given the nicknames "Dookie"[7] and "The Dump Truck,"[8] both plays on the Barry University incident, and while he played for the Packers."
The Steelers-The Plastics

The Ravens-The pigeons

The Browns-The Sh*ts
worst jokes ever
The washington foreskins
I swear Jared Lorenzen has the best nicknames...

"Quarter(got)back"
"Hefty Lefty"
"The Pillsbury Throwboy"
"The Abominable Throwman"
"J.Load"
"Round Mound of Touchdown"
"Tubby Gunslinger"
"Lord Of The Ring-Dings"

Its hilarious when Rich Eison busts them out during highlights
I thought the best one was Just Turn Overs. I don't think anything could top that.

-9fA
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the forty whiners









oh wait.
Originally posted by The_Distort:
Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Randal "he's so" Gay

Michael Prick

Tony Homo

Terrell HOwens



I have good ones for other teams as well

Arizona reTardinals

St. Louis Butt Rams

Seattle Seacocks

Tamba Bay f**kaneers

Dallas Cowgirls

New York Giant douches

Green Bay fudge Packers

Oakland Gayders

Those are all good man. The only good one you left out to my knowledge is the Jacksonville f*guars

Oh yeah thats a good one. Also forgot some others.

s**ttsberg Steelers

Miami flippers

Baltiwhore Ravens