OK, the whole nicknames thread is not entertaining to me... unless they're funny "You suck" nicknames. The JaCarcas Russell nickname was new to me and made me laugh. What other funny nicknames have you heard? I've only got a few:
Chris Chandler - "Crystal Chandelier"
J.T. O'Sullivan - "J.T. O'Suckington"
JaMarcus Russell - "JaCarcas Russell"