Okay first, the Bulls trade Noah, Gibson, Deng, Brewer, Watson, the Charlotte first rounder or Nikola Mirotic, and a couple picks to the Magic for Howard, Turkoglu, Duhon, Orton and Harper. Then they trade Boozer, Asik, Lucas, the Charlotte first or Mirotic depending on who which goes to the magic, and picks to Toronto for Bargnani, Kleiza, and James Johnson. Sign Pryzbilla and championship time.
PG: Rose, Duhon
SG: Hamilton, Korver, Butler
SF: Turkoglu, Johnson, Kleiza
PF: Bargnani, Scalabrine, Orton, Harper
C: Howard, Pryzbilla
How's that for a ridiculous trade proposal?