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Originally posted by Phoenix49ers:
Originally posted by bassmanr:
I don't know what is causing the injuries but until there is normalcy around the players and their health I doubt we are going to win the prize. I don't knotw what's causing it but as others have said it can't be just bad luck. Training staff, substation harmonic power frequencies or style of play. Someone is going to have to figure it out. Above my pay grade so hopefully they will find a consultant to figure it out.

At this point, fire the entire training staff and start from scratch.

Maybe that's the only solution... Something has to happen.
What's this guys connection with Shanny ?

Matt LaFleur is Shannys best friend and Dustin married into his family ?
How about we hire a Vice President of Paranormal Defense to protect us from curses? He can get married to Shanny's best friend's cousin's schoolmate if it helps with the nepo vibe.We can give him an office next to the Director of Invisible Ray Deflection who will save us from magic substation radiation.

Meanwhile I literally stubbed my toe while reading this thread on the phone. Clearly the curse works across oceans.
[ Edited by paulk205 on Sep 28, 2026 at 9:02 AM ]
Originally posted by blizzuntz:
What's this guys connection with Shanny ?

Matt LaFleur is Shannys best friend and Dustin married into his family ?

Dustin is a cousin of Matt LaFluer's wife.
Originally posted by ninerAxe:
Originally posted by InfernoDaLuz:
Just dumb luck, every f**king week, huh.

IMO frequent, consistent "bad luck" like this year after year is not coincidence. It's systematic.

There it is.
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