The irrational, yet highly motivational, thread

As the title states, this thread is about you giving me your most irrational, yet highly motivational, gif, take, song, speech or other that will whip the niners into shape and lead us all to Super Bowl glory.

No negativity. This is all about positive vibes in the most absurd way possible.

Al "They always pull him back in" Pacino

Let's f**king go 49ers!

My most irrational take is that Kyle deliberately didn't show his cards vs Seahawks cause he has an idea on how to beat them but wanted to save it for the playoffs. Since we will likely play the Seahawks in the playoffs he didn't want to give it away for seeding and would rather get the win in the playoffs.

Originally posted by Hysterikal:
My most irrational take is that Kyle deliberately didn't show his cards vs Seahawks cause he has an idea on how to beat them but wanted to save it for the playoffs. Since we will likely play the Seahawks in the playoffs he didn't want to give it away for seeding and would rather get the win in the playoffs.

So, you are saying trickeration?

Last few years, 9ers entered the playoffs with the most talented active roster and didn't win the Super Bowl.

This year, 9ers enter the playoffs with the least talented active roster so they'll definitely win the superbowl.

Originally posted by A-R-S:
Last few years, 9ers entered the playoffs with the most talented active roster and didn't win the Super Bowl.

This year, 9ers enter the playoffs with the least talented active roster so they'll definitely win the superbowl.

Bold prediction:

Niners beat Philly in Philly, Seattle in Seattle, then at home against Rams, then in the SB at Levi's Brock throws "The Catch IV" to Jennings in OT to beat the Patriots. Jennings walks off the field crying, Brock is crying, CMC praises God and Kittle says "woo!". Lynch embraces Mustapha, who made a key goal line stand play in the 4th quarter, like a proud dad. Brock walks off the field and encounters Joe Montana and Steve Young, who are friends now, and both give the nod of approval. Kyle, who the night before was visited by the ghost of Bill Walsh, is praised for the best play calling ever in a SB.

The End

Originally posted by Young2Owens:
Bold prediction:

Niners beat Philly in Philly, Seattle in Seattle, then at home against Rams, then in the SB at Levi's Brock throws "The Catch IV" to Jennings in OT to beat the Patriots. Jennings walks off the field crying, Brock is crying, CMC praises God and Kittle says "woo!". Lynch embraces Mustapha, who made a key goal line stand play in the 4th quarter, like a proud dad. Brock walks off the field and encounters Joe Montana and Steve Young, who are friends now, and both give the nod of approval. Kyle, who the night before was visited by the ghost of Bill Walsh, is praised for the best play calling ever in a SB.

The End

Packers beat bears. Panthers beat rams. Niners beat eagles.

niners beat panthers. Packers beat Seahawks. Niners host nfc championship game.

Originally posted by JoseCortez:
Packers beat bears. Panthers beat rams. Niners beat eagles.

niners beat panthers. Packers beat Seahawks. Niners host nfc championship game.

Originally posted by Young2Owens:
Bold prediction:

Niners beat Philly in Philly, Seattle in Seattle, then at home against Rams, then in the SB at Levi's Brock throws "The Catch IV" to Jennings in OT to beat the Patriots. Jennings walks off the field crying, Brock is crying, CMC praises God and Kittle says "woo!". Lynch embraces Mustapha, who made a key goal line stand play in the 4th quarter, like a proud dad. Brock walks off the field and encounters Joe Montana and Steve Young, who are friends now, and both give the nod of approval. Kyle, who the night before was visited by the ghost of Bill Walsh, is praised for the best play calling ever in a SB.

The End

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