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The Bears game, get Trent and Ricky back and turn every game into a track meet. Eagles offense can't keep up, then Darnold turns into a pumpkin and we own So-Fi. Only the Bills from the AFC could keep up in a shootout. Win the 6th.
I feel like the eagles can beat any team....

And lose to any team. They're so unstable this year.
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Originally posted by JoseCortez:
Packers beat bears. Panthers beat rams. Niners beat eagles.

niners beat panthers. Packers beat Seahawks. Niners host nfc championship game.

This is the only miraculously viable path to the SB. If we have to face any NFC west team, it's gonna be a repeat belt to ass…
Originally posted by Young2Owens:
Bold prediction:

Niners beat Philly in Philly, Seattle in Seattle, then at home against Rams, then in the SB at Levi's Brock throws "The Catch IV" to Jennings in OT to beat the Patriots. Jennings walks off the field crying, Brock is crying, CMC praises God and Kittle says "woo!". Lynch embraces Mustapha, who made a key goal line stand play in the 4th quarter, like a proud dad. Brock walks off the field and encounters Joe Montana and Steve Young, who are friends now, and both give the nod of approval. Kyle, who the night before was visited by the ghost of Bill Walsh, is praised for the best play calling ever in a SB.

The End

I can't really think of it being better than this.

Maybe they sign Frank, Willis and Joe Staley in the lead up to the SB so they can all get the ring they missed out on too.
Originally posted by bigmur49:
Originally posted by Young2Owens:
Bold prediction:

Niners beat Philly in Philly, Seattle in Seattle, then at home against Rams, then in the SB at Levi's Brock throws "The Catch IV" to Jennings in OT to beat the Patriots. Jennings walks off the field crying, Brock is crying, CMC praises God and Kittle says "woo!". Lynch embraces Mustapha, who made a key goal line stand play in the 4th quarter, like a proud dad. Brock walks off the field and encounters Joe Montana and Steve Young, who are friends now, and both give the nod of approval. Kyle, who the night before was visited by the ghost of Bill Walsh, is praised for the best play calling ever in a SB.

The End

I can't really think of it being better than this.

Maybe they sign Frank, Willis and Joe Staley in the lead up to the SB so they can all get the ring they missed out on too.

They all will be the first players ever to get their SB rings while wearing their HoF jackets
Originally posted by Hysterikal:
My most irrational take is that Kyle deliberately didn't show his cards vs Seahawks cause he has an idea on how to beat them but wanted to save it for the playoffs. Since we will likely play the Seahawks in the playoffs he didn't want to give it away for seeding and would rather get the win in the playoffs.

I really want to believe this is the case. It makes sense. But nah
Originally posted by 49erBigMac:
The Bears game, get Trent and Ricky back and turn every game into a track meet. Eagles offense can't keep up, then Darnold turns into a pumpkin and we own So-Fi. Only the Bills from the AFC could keep up in a shootout. Win the 6th.

Trent will probably play but at what capacity?
Unless they're playing possum, Pearsall def isn't' playing.

I know it's the irrational and highly motivational, so let's just dream.
Originally posted by pillageDatazz:
Originally posted by Hysterikal:
My most irrational take is that Kyle deliberately didn't show his cards vs Seahawks cause he has an idea on how to beat them but wanted to save it for the playoffs. Since we will likely play the Seahawks in the playoffs he didn't want to give it away for seeding and would rather get the win in the playoffs.

I really want to believe this is the case. It makes sense. But nah

Makes sense, yes, and it's got me thinking too.
Double-digit defeat Philly (heck, win only by 1), and this idea will be rolling.
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Originally posted by NinerPrideinNJ:
Originally posted by 49erBigMac:
The Bears game, get Trent and Ricky back and turn every game into a track meet. Eagles offense can't keep up, then Darnold turns into a pumpkin and we own So-Fi. Only the Bills from the AFC could keep up in a shootout. Win the 6th.

Trent will probably play but at what capacity?
Unless they're playing possum, Pearsall def isn't' playing.

I know it's the irrational and highly motivational, so let's just dream.
You sonofab***h, I'm in!
[ Edited by Memphis9er on Jan 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM ]
Originally posted by Young2Owens:
Bold prediction:

Niners beat Philly in Philly, Seattle in Seattle, then at home against Rams, then in the SB at Levi's Brock throws "The Catch IV" to Jennings in OT to beat the Patriots. Jennings walks off the field crying, Brock is crying, CMC praises God and Kittle says "woo!". Lynch embraces Mustapha, who made a key goal line stand play in the 4th quarter, like a proud dad. Brock walks off the field and encounters Joe Montana and Steve Young, who are friends now, and both give the nod of approval. Kyle, who the night before was visited by the ghost of Bill Walsh, is praised for the best play calling ever in a SB.

The End

I like this story. An alternate could mirror our all-on-the-road wild-card run in 2013 when we:
  • Beat the Packers 23-20
  • Thrashed Cam and the Panthers 23-10
  • Lost a heart-breaker (and Bowman) at Seattle 23-17

Instead we:
  • Beat the Eagles 24-21
  • Beat the Rams 24-21
  • Win a heart-stopper at Seattle 27-24 (Warner's back and right back at it)
  • Drop a 50 burger on our SB opponent and win #6
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