49ers Head Coach Kyle Shanahan Thread

Isn't most cars wireless with apple CarPlay? Why was he holding his phone??

Originally posted by Superbowl:
Isn't most cars wireless with apple CarPlay? Why was he holding his phone??

I think he takes DMT and mushrooms to get creative and likes to design plays while driving high as hell

or he was in a best ball fantasy draft trying to pick a player before his time was up .

there are no other possible situations except for porn .

Kyle's story makes more sense than the original one that said the woman crossed the line. If that was true and she had caused an injury accident she would have been cited. I imagine that Kyle wasn't cited because the woman wasn't injured at all and the insurance companies can take care of the damage to the cars.

Originally posted by tommyncal:

Originally posted by Afrikan:
I guess you finally feel comfortable posting in this thread again.

If this were some other person you didn't worship(Kyle), you would be bashing him like crazy for being careless and almost killing another person on the road.

WE ALL F**KING KNOW IF YOU DROP YOUR PHONE WHILE ARRIVING TO AN INTERSECTION YOU DON'T F**KING TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE F**KING ROAD TO LOOK FOR IT!!!!

I don't believe that s**t. But some folks just continue to get the benefit of the doubt, even when a story is suspect.

So, you're thinking he was drunk and the PA cops and Stanford hospital hid that ? What else could it be to make it weird ?

No, not once have I alluded to him being drunk. When it was first reported that the accident was at 6pm, and close to the area. I figured even Kyle wouldn't drink and drive at 6pm. Plus Kyle is 46 years old, and has never had a DUI in his life I believe. So THERE I would give him the benefit of the doubt.

But it is telling that folks on the internet would jump to Kyle and drinking. I don't feel that's a good thing for Kyle. But it's not like he hasn't gave that perception. As far as liking to drink, openly.

Originally posted by Afrikan:

Originally posted by tommyncal:

Originally posted by Afrikan:
I guess you finally feel comfortable posting in this thread again.

If this were some other person you didn't worship(Kyle), you would be bashing him like crazy for being careless and almost killing another person on the road.

WE ALL F**KING KNOW IF YOU DROP YOUR PHONE WHILE ARRIVING TO AN INTERSECTION YOU DON'T F**KING TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE F**KING ROAD TO LOOK FOR IT!!!!

I don't believe that s**t. But some folks just continue to get the benefit of the doubt, even when a story is suspect.

So, you're thinking he was drunk and the PA cops and Stanford hospital hid that ? What else could it be to make it weird ?

No, not once have I alluded to him being drunk. When it was first reported that the accident was at 6pm, and close to the area. I figured even Kyle wouldn't drink and drive at 6pm. Plus Kyle is 46 years old, and has never had a DUI in his life I believe. So THERE I would give him the benefit of the doubt.

But it is telling folks on the internet would jump to Kyle and drinking. I don't feel that's a good thing for Kyle. But it's not like he hasn't gave that perception. As far as liking to drink, openly.

Thing is, he's never been intoxicated in a situation that many people weren't also drinking. I don't drink alcohol (never have) and I find it strange that people are so hung up on this.

Originally posted by Afrikan:

Originally posted by tommyncal:

Originally posted by Afrikan:
I guess you finally feel comfortable posting in this thread again.

If this were some other person you didn't worship(Kyle), you would be bashing him like crazy for being careless and almost killing another person on the road.

WE ALL F**KING KNOW IF YOU DROP YOUR PHONE WHILE ARRIVING TO AN INTERSECTION YOU DON'T F**KING TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE F**KING ROAD TO LOOK FOR IT!!!!

I don't believe that s**t. But some folks just continue to get the benefit of the doubt, even when a story is suspect.

So, you're thinking he was drunk and the PA cops and Stanford hospital hid that ? What else could it be to make it weird ?

No, not once have I alluded to him being drunk. When it was first reported that the accident was at 6pm, and close to the area. I figured even Kyle wouldn't drink and drive at 6pm. Plus Kyle is 46 years old, and has never had a DUI in his life I believe. So THERE I would give him the benefit of the doubt.

But it is telling that folks on the internet would jump to Kyle and drinking. I don't feel that's a good thing for Kyle. But it's not like he hasn't gave that perception. As far as liking to drink, openly.

Not really, people on the internet always immediately jump to the worst possible interpretation of events.

Originally posted by CatchMaster80:
Kyle's story makes more sense than the original one that said the woman crossed the line. If that was true and she had caused an injury accident she would have been cited. I imagine that Kyle wasn't cited because the woman wasn't injured at all and the insurance companies can take care of the damage to the cars.

It did seem weird that both had a head-on collision, but she wasn't injured... in comparison to Kyle who got hurt bad. But then I'm reading a report that she actually was considered injuried when the call first went in. But I'm waiting for more to come out of that, before totally believing it.

Originally posted by 49ersRing:

Originally posted by Afrikan:

Originally posted by tommyncal:

Originally posted by Afrikan:
I guess you finally feel comfortable posting in this thread again.

If this were some other person you didn't worship(Kyle), you would be bashing him like crazy for being careless and almost killing another person on the road.

WE ALL F**KING KNOW IF YOU DROP YOUR PHONE WHILE ARRIVING TO AN INTERSECTION YOU DON'T F**KING TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE F**KING ROAD TO LOOK FOR IT!!!!

I don't believe that s**t. But some folks just continue to get the benefit of the doubt, even when a story is suspect.

So, you're thinking he was drunk and the PA cops and Stanford hospital hid that ? What else could it be to make it weird ?

No, not once have I alluded to him being drunk. When it was first reported that the accident was at 6pm, and close to the area. I figured even Kyle wouldn't drink and drive at 6pm. Plus Kyle is 46 years old, and has never had a DUI in his life I believe. So THERE I would give him the benefit of the doubt.

But it is telling that folks on the internet would jump to Kyle and drinking. I don't feel that's a good thing for Kyle. But it's not like he hasn't gave that perception. As far as liking to drink, openly.

Not really, people on the internet always immediately jump to the worst possible interpretation of events.

Yes that is true as well, well I guess depends if bias comes into play.

Originally posted by NYniner85:
lol never thought I would see the day

Kyle Shanahan just called the beat writers into his office to tell us that he was at fault for his car crash, not the other driver. He swerved into her lane. I have so much respect for Shanahan for setting the record straight. He's a stand up guy.

— Grant Cohn (@grantcohn) July 28, 2026

The "Kyle never admits anything is his fault" crowd can't comprehend this.

Yeah it didn't make sense even though I gave Kyle the benefit of the doubt. He probably opted to pay for the damage privately. That's what rich people do according to Randy Moss

If Kyle's exasperating play calls cause me to drink, and then I drive. Isn't he responsible for my DUI

did Inspector Afrikan's investigations find any malfeasance between Shanny and Schefter after his revelation the other day?

When Shartininhishand loses his next Super Bowl he will say "Ummm, I was concussed." CTE lol.

Originally posted by wysiwyg:
If Kyle's exasperating play calls cause me to drink, and then I drive. Isn't he responsible for my DUI

100 percent.

Originally posted by blizzuntz:

Originally posted by Superbowl:
Isn't most cars wireless with apple CarPlay? Why was he holding his phone??

I think he takes DMT and mushrooms to get creative and likes to design plays while driving high as hell

or he was in a best ball fantasy draft trying to pick a player before his time was up .

there are no other possible situations except for porn .

Hmmmmm seems plausible