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Jason Pierre-Paul Severely Injures Hand in Fireworks Accident

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Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?

I've got to hand it to you
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?

I've got to hand it to you

He may have to hand over his starting position to a rookie.
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?

I've got to hand it to you

He may have to hand over his starting position to a rookie.

This is hands down one of the funniest stories of the offseason.
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?

I've got to hand it to you

He may have to hand over his starting position to a rookie.

This is hands down one of the funniest stories of the offseason.

The Giants are now going to have their hands full trying to find a replacement for him.
Good friend of mine blew 3 of his fingers off with a home made quarter stick of dynamite a few years back. Part of this thumb went through the brim on his hat and lodged in the ceiling. Still has the hat, not sure what happened to the thumb.......

The hand and finger jokes are funny and all, however, JPP hasnt signed his tag yet. If, and its a big IF the NYG pull the tag off the table, he becomes an unrestricted FA. Where do you think he'd land? CLE?
I'm curious as to how bad it looks. Any pics floating around the net
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?

I've got to hand it to you

He may have to hand over his starting position to a rookie.

This is hands down one of the funniest stories of the offseason.

The Giants are now going to have their hands full trying to find a replacement for him.

This back and forth is disgusting. I can't put my finger on exactly why this disgusts me, but it does.

Who thinks JPP could still be an all pro this season? Show of hands.
[ Edited by theninermaniac on Jul 6, 2015 at 7:37 AM ]

Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?

I've got to hand it to you

He may have to hand over his starting position to a rookie.

This is hands down one of the funniest stories of the offseason.

The Giants are now going to have their hands full trying to find a replacement for him.

This back and forth is disgusting. I can't put my finger on exactly why this disgusts me, but it does.

Who thinks JPP could still be an all pro this season? Show of hands.

This is certainly not going to help the Giants take a step forward and get off on the right foot.

Oh wait, nevermind....
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by PatrickWillisHOF:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
Originally posted by 49AllTheTime:
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Should have asked someone to lend him a hand.

I don't think that person could grasp the situation

Some people just don't have a grip on things.

At least there wont be any fingerpointing as to who is to blame for this incident

You could say he's all thumbs now

His opponents will now have the upper hand.

Gotta play the hand your dealt with

Who thinks all of these jokes are getting out of hand?

I've got to hand it to you

He may have to hand over his starting position to a rookie.

This is hands down one of the funniest stories of the offseason.

The Giants are now going to have their hands full trying to find a replacement for him.

This back and forth is disgusting. I can't put my finger on exactly why this disgusts me, but it does.

Who thinks JPP could still be an all pro this season? Show of hands.

He lost the KFC endorsement of "Finger Lickin' Good!"
Small children, the autistic, dyslexics, the mentally retarded, the blind and nfl players shouldn't play with fireworks. You have to light the fuse and then back away, very complicated stuff.
  • 909er
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I had a employee named Nathan that did the same thing a few years ago. Now we call him detonate, or illuminate lol
  • cciowa
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good, never have a problem when it happens to other players not on our team. i wish it would happen more often to opposing players
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