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Rex Ryan had lap band surgery

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I don't know how you let yourself get that fat.
damn just go on a diet and run a lap with the team one time a day not that hard
It's not Rex's fault, he was born with two stomachs.
He is a fat slob and needs to drop about 150 or so. Now all they have to do is figure out a way of taping his mouth shut.
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Rex Ryan = Aubrayo Franklin + Isaac Sopoaga therefore we can sign him and take Franklin and Sopoaga off the field and put an extra safety on the field. Too bad Nolan is going to sign him in Miami and do it first.
imagine what they found in the rolls......
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He should just go on the biggest loser show. Those fat ass mofo's drop some serious weight.
This is Rex. Rex has b***h tits.
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Originally posted by fister30:
It's not Rex's fault, he was born with two stomachs.

i thought cows had four stomachs?
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by fister30:
It's not Rex's fault, he was born with two stomachs.

i thought cows had four stomachs?

A lap band? Is that a nicer way of saying a FAT band?
Take a lap, fatass.
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