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May 20, 2019 at 6:15 AM

I once brought a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel.

The Madame says, "What can we do for you?"

I said, "I need a woman, for mine has left me."

She answers, "Well, why do you have a honeycomb and a jackass?"

I answered, "My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damned honeycomb. The second wish was t...

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