I normally wouldn't post a damn thing of BR....but this...this is too good.
Bleacher Report: What prompted you to call LeBron James a dork on the Jim Rome show? Is there any sort of history between the two of you?
Chael Sonnen: His name being brought up prompted it. He makesUrkel look cool. I would have liked to call him a t**t, but they changed subjects. Let me tell you a story about LeBron. He asked the UFC for tickets for my fight againstAnderson Silva. We sit the guy front row, and all through the night he snubs our fans. He's a guest in our house and he refuses to sign any autographs or take any pictures unless your cup size was later in the alphabet than he was able to learn. And from what I understand, he thinks the letter purple comes after C. This guy walked up to my fiancee backstage and asks her if there's a Tic Tac in her blouse or if she was just happy to see him. I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking.
I'd like to slap the divots right off his face.
B/R: You versus LeBron James at UFC 200. Who wins the fight, and how?
CS: He'd run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.
[ Edited by KRS-1 on Jun 19, 2013 at 7:44 AM ]