Lakers @ spurs starting right now. Hard to imagine the Lakers pulling this one off. Therefore, I will put the fate of the team on my own shoulders. I will do the opposite of everything I normally do to not jinx it. Gold Kobe 24 jersey I never wear because they always lose, wearing it. Drinking from one of my Lakers pint glasses that are usually jinxers. Haven't bothered to not touch anything Lakers on game day, which I normally never do. When shots go up, I shall call "Money" or whatever before the shot gets to the rim.
It's all on me, boys. I'm gonna be the Black Jinx Mamba tonight.