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Which WNBA Franchise Has The Worst Name?

Which WNBA Franchise Has The Worst Name?

OK, ladies, enough. You've had your fun.

Most of them seem fine...... cuz they're kind of porn-ish.

Los Angeles Sparks
Seattle Stormy Daniels
Portland Fire in my Ass
Sacramento Monarchs
Houston Come-ettes
Minnesota Lynx My Dix
Chicago Sky Lopez
Orlando Miracle Swallowers
Cleveland Bed Rockers
Charlotte Sting
Washington Lick Mystics
Connecticut Sun
Detroit Shockers
Atlanta Dream
Indiana Anal Fever
Oklahoma City Thunder.

Oh wait, it just sounds like a WNBA team. I hate their name...way to ruin something cool like Supersonics.

They went from this:


to this:


New franchises don't do anything interesting or risky anymore. They're always named after an animal or something real generic. I'd say the only franchise that is an exception is the Titans.

Never again will you see a new franchise come along with a name like Browns, Packers, Red Sox, 49ers, 76ers, Lakers, Rangers, or Maple Leafs.

Instead you get s**t like the Bobcats, Panthers, Lightning, and Devil Rays.

[ Edited by Apples on Jun 2, 2009 at 14:48:27 ]
As for the actual topic at hand, it seems like every WNBA team name is named after their NBA counterpart.

There are only two that I like: Monarchs and Sol.

All the others can suck a nut.
WNBA???
Originally posted by susweel:
Whats WNBA ?

Wannabe National Basketball Association
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by NinerFanMT:
The Starzz don't even exist anymore though.

Who, outside Utah, knew that?

Me for one.
los angeles lakers
Washington Mystics is pretty lame.
Originally posted by bayarealuv:
los angeles lakers
Originally posted by Hollywood49er:
Originally posted by bayarealuv:
los angeles lakers
I always thought the WNBA should play their games during half time at NBA games.
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by NinerFanMT:
The Starzz don't even exist anymore though.

Who, outside Utah, knew that?

Who, inside Utah, knew?

The closet lesbianzz?

at all of this.
Originally posted by GoNiners:
I always thought the WNBA should play their games during half time at NBA games.

FTW! Then they could play in front of a sold-out stadium, with half the fans out for popcorn and beer, and there'd still be more people watching the game than they're used to....
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by GoNiners:
I always thought the WNBA should play their games during half time at NBA games.

FTW! Then they could play in front of a sold-out stadium, with half the fans out for popcorn and beer, and there'd still be more people watching the game than they're used to....

It's funny, but it's so true.