NBA Poster Power Rankings | Page 6

LA9erFan · 2008-10-29T15:53:30-07:00

1. Me Strengths: It’s my list Weaknesses: See strengths Let’s move on, shall we? NBA Comparison: Shaqobe O’Jordan 2. crzyafrican Strengths: Superb overall knowledge, extensive knowledge of his own team, Photoshop abilities Weaknesses: Fantasy basketball, on brink of Rowell/Nelson induced insanity, needs hug crzyafrican started his career as a Kobe-hating specialist off of the bench, but quickly developed into the Other Sports superstar that he is today. Combining his elite level Warrior knowledge with draft tidbits & understanding of the sport, he is a poster that you can build your forum around. However, because he is a great fan for a terrible NBA team… NBA Comparison: Dwyane Wade 3. 9erReign Strengths: Hating, Memory like an elephant Weaknesses: Doesn’t watch much basketball, actually a nice guy A surprise entry at #3 on this list, 9erReign has reserved the Other Sports forum as the last bastion where he can refine his hating game. Sure, he’s a specialist, but his impact cannot be denied. NBA Comparison: Sasha Vujacic 4.Stoney333 Strengths: HDTV, Mod Powers, smiley Weaknesses: Temper, 9erReign Whether he’s home to watch it or has to record it, rest assured that Stoney will watch every Laker game. Although he brims with confidence and is a talented fan, there are times when he loses focus and allows his temper to get the best of him. NBA Comparison: Rasheed Wallace 5. Gigalo Strengths: Underrated knowledge of the game, sometimes kicks it w/NBA players Weaknesses: Women, Warriors fan While Gig knows his s**t, you just can’t rely on the mental stability of someone who’s been a Warrior fan for 30+ years. That just can’t be good for your health. Plus, how many basketball games can one really watch when one is banging 3 chicks a night? NBA Comparison: Shawn Kemp [ Edited by LA9erFan on Oct 29, 2008 at 15:56:07 ]

Mar 12, 2010 at 9:16 AM

#76

TheSixthRing
Beer Gut
Posts: 82,031

Originally posted by ninerlifer:
I wonder where I rank?

Let me find out for you

Mar 12, 2010 at 11:07 AM

#77

ninerlifer
Veteran
Posts: 17,237

Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by ninerlifer:
I wonder where I rank?

Let me find out for you

I knew I could count on you!

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:11 PM

#78

LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

12. Ninerjohn

Strengths: Accuracy, Experience, proficient with an abacus
Weaknesses: Pigment, fiber

John is the senior member of the forum, with a knack for shaking his e-fist and berating us whippersnappers when we get out of line. The ol' sage has an eye for talent though, spotting Stephen Curry's ability long before anyone else did. However, his unhealthy obsession with big, slow, white guys is a little disconcerting.

NBA Comparison: John Amaechi

[ Edited by LA9erFan on Mar 12, 2010 at 3:11 PM ]

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:15 PM

#79

valrod33
Hall of Small
Posts: 138,115

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
12. Ninerjohn

Strengths: Accuracy, Experience, proficient with an abacus
Weaknesses: Pigment, fiber

John is the senior member of the forum, with a knack for shaking his e-fist and berating us whippersnappers when we get out of line. The ol' sage has an eye for talent though, spotting Stephen Curry's ability long before anyone else did. However, his unhealthy obsession with big, slow, white guys is a little disconcerting.

NBA Comparison: John Amaechi

lol

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:18 PM

#80

crzy
Hall of Fame
Posts: 40,285

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
12. Ninerjohn

Strengths: Accuracy, Experience, proficient with an abacus
Weaknesses: Pigment, fiber

John is the senior member of the forum, with a knack for shaking his e-fist and berating us whippersnappers when we get out of line. The ol' sage has an eye for talent though, spotting Stephen Curry's ability long before anyone else did. However, his unhealthy obsession with big, slow, white guys is a little disconcerting.

NBA Comparison: John Amaechi

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:20 PM

#81

Ninerjohn
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Posts: 67,378

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
12. Ninerjohn

Strengths: Accuracy, Experience, proficient with an abacus
Weaknesses: Pigment, fiber

John is the senior member of the forum, with a knack for shaking his e-fist and berating us whippersnappers when we get out of line. The ol' sage has an eye for talent though, spotting Stephen Curry's ability long before anyone else did. However, his unhealthy obsession with big, slow, white guys is a little disconcerting.

NBA Comparison: John Amaechi

LOL I may still have my scouting report on George Mikan in college. Mark my words... Aldrich is going to be a star in the league. Course.. it may be the D League.

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:25 PM

#82

Ninerjohn
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Posts: 67,378

and Pete...... #12???? Please!!!! You need to revise those rankings!!!!!!!!!

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:26 PM

#83

Joecool
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Posts: 70,984

Quote:
11. JoeCool

Strengths: Trash talking, animated gifs
Weaknesses: Predictions, Delusion

Unlike his favorite team, JoeCool is more entertaining than a doorknob. He can also almost convince you that he understands offensive & defensive schemes, yet much like the Spurs, he fails to realize that his best days were two years ago. But that won't stop him from talking.

NBA Comparison: Shaquille O'Neal

You nailed it!!

Ever since my second child last year, just way too busy to keep track of what's going on these days.

However, if I watch a few games of one team, I CAN almost convince you of the schemes but only within that range of games.

Very nice thread, espcially the time spent including people and their personalities. I know some thought is put in by you, LA.

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:26 PM

#84

YungAce
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Posts: 46,920

dude, this is honestly the funniest thread i've ever viewed on the internetzz

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:29 PM

#85

LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

Originally posted by Ninerjohn:
and Pete...... #12???? Please!!!! You need to revise those rankings!!!!!!!!!

I know, I know. Right now it'd probably be...

1) Me (my list & all

)
2) crzy
3) Ninerjohn
4) Stoney
5) Sixth
6) Dino
7) dobophile
8) SF69ers
9) valrod
10) jrg

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:30 PM

#86

LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

And if you think I'm putting valrod ahead of James simply to piss jrg off...you would be correct.

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:38 PM

#87

valrod33
Hall of Small
Posts: 138,115

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
And if you think I'm putting valrod ahead of James simply to piss jrg off...you would be correct.

Championship

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:49 PM

#88

Ninerjohn
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Posts: 67,378

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Ninerjohn:
and Pete...... #12???? Please!!!! You need to revise those rankings!!!!!!!!!

I know, I know. Right now it'd probably be...

1) Me (my list & all )
2) crzy
3) Ninerjohn
4) Stoney
5) Sixth
6) Dino
7) dobophile
8) SF69ers
9) valrod
10) jrg

Wooohoooo. Even being compared to John Amaechi doesnt bother me anymore. Crzy... coming after you man. Of course, not sure I want to be called #2.

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:50 PM

#89

pantstickle
Hall of Fame
Posts: 3,577

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Ninerjohn:
and Pete...... #12???? Please!!!! You need to revise those rankings!!!!!!!!!

I know, I know. Right now it'd probably be...

1) Me (my list & all )
2) crzy
3) Ninerjohn
4) Stoney
5) Sixth
6) Dino
7) dobophile
8) SF69ers
9) valrod
10) jrg

dobo is underrated.

Mar 12, 2010 at 3:53 PM

#90

JustinMT
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Posts: 45,668

Originally posted by jrg:
I still can't believe I'm #8.

Well you're not anymore so don't worry about it.