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The Dark Years All-Crap Team

Originally posted by TonyStarks:
inhayi Uwayzuke

Ulbrich

Derrick Smith
Takeo Spikes overrated A F


Jason Hill

Ken Dorsey


Bright spots that fought in a tanking team:

Frank Gore *cried his first season which was a losing one and was laughed at because of it. ''Expect more losing seasons, Franky.Get used to it.'' they told him.
Andre Carter VERY fast. Just wasn't ''big '' for a DE more Patrick Willis body type. IMO Carter would've done well if he had started out a MLB.
Julian Peterson. Can't blame him for getting paid doe.
Bloyd would go RVD suicidal for a catch minus that duck one.
Shaun Hill actually bled for a first down. Just wasn't elite
Jeremy Newberry I met him at a party in Byron. Really cool guy but got ribbed alot as his buddies were all raider fans. His knees are all torn up and for what?

Newberry > Goodwin IMO


Mike Nolan Great Draft Consultant. One of the best. Great Defensive coach.. Just not a Head Coach captain type.

Singletary - AMAZING motivator. Credibility. Just not an X's and O's coach.

Nasty Nate Clements. - IMO a great CB. He got flamed for Intercepting a pass, trying to run it back but fumbled it. tought break.The niners first play first play of the season was a Nate Clements pick six.

Yeah I liked Jeremy Newberry. He was a warrior! I would take a healthy Newberry on our o line right now.
LOL Nate Clements at PR.

Will never forget how Singletary cut Allen Rossum and then we go out and fumble away at least three games. Nate Clements comes in at PR against the Colts and injures his shoulder on his first return. Up till that point, he hadn't returned punts since at Buffalo. Yup, there's goes our best available CB.
[ Edited by 9erfanAUS on Jan 27, 2013 at 10:16 AM ]
Originally posted by Carhanu21:
Rashaun Woods > AJ Jenkins

At least Woods made some plays in the pre-season.

So did Jenkins...
Originally posted by merm49:
Great idea.

QB: Alex Smith!!!! (Cody Pickett for reals)
RB: Kevan Barlow and Mo Hicks
FB: That white dude with the dreads
WR: Derrick Hamilton, Rashuan Woods, Brandon Williams, Jackson from SEA, Ashley Lelie
TE: Aaron Walker and Billy Bajema
OL: Kwame Harris, Jonas Jennings,


DL: Brandon Whiting, Jon Engleberger, Ronald Fields, Kentwan Balmer
MLB: Derek Smith,
OLB: Tully Banta-Cain, Saleem Rasheed
CB: Mike Rumph, Willlie Middlebrooks
S: Mark Roman, Ronnie Heard

P: Bill LaFleur
K:Owen Pochman
Didn't Tully have just one move to get to the QB..a spin move which he used without fear?
Originally posted by SofaKing:
QB: Cody Pickett
RB: Kevan Barlow
FB: Chris Hetherington
WR: Rashaun Woods
WR: Bryan Gilmore
TE: Steve Bush
LT: Patrick Estes
LG: Cody Wallace
C: Brock Guitierrez
RG: Chilo Rachal
RT: Kwame Harris

DE: Andrew Williams
DT: Kentwan Balmer
DT: Ronald Fields
DE: Roderick Green
LB: Saleem Rasheed
LB: Richard Zeigler
LB: Hannibal Navies
CB: Willie Middlebrooks
CB: Sammy Davis
FS: Mike Adams
SS: Ben Emanuel

This one get's my vote for the ultimate roster of suck!
I posted a similar thread a while back :)

http://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/niners/150634-decade-suckage-team-time-2000s-record-68-107-3885/search=fortyninerglory
  • dmatt
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Originally posted by shawny:
Why all the hate for Derek Smith?

NS. The guy was a baller until his final year when he was playing even though he couldn't see out of one eye. Ridiculous lack of football knowledge.
Originally posted by fortyninerglory:
Originally posted by merm49:
Great idea.

QB: Alex Smith!!!! (Cody Pickett for reals)
RB: Kevan Barlow and Mo Hicks
FB: That white dude with the dreads
WR: Derrick Hamilton, Rashuan Woods, Brandon Williams, Jackson from SEA, Ashley Lelie
TE: Aaron Walker and Billy Bajema
OL: Kwame Harris, Jonas Jennings,


DL: Brandon Whiting, Jon Engleberger, Ronald Fields, Kentwan Balmer
MLB: Derek Smith,
OLB: Tully Banta-Cain, Saleem Rasheed
CB: Mike Rumph, Willlie Middlebrooks
S: Mark Roman, Ronnie Heard

P: Bill LaFleur
K:Owen Pochman
Didn't Tully have just one move to get to the QB..a spin move which he used without fear?

Yeah Tully Bantha Fodder
  • dmatt
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Originally posted by Eduardo75:
Originally posted by SofaKing:
QB: Cody Pickett
RB: Kevan Barlow
FB: Chris Hetherington
WR: Rashaun Woods
WR: Bryan Gilmore
TE: Steve Bush
LT: Patrick Estes
LG: Cody Wallace
C: Brock Guitierrez
RG: Chilo Rachal
RT: Kwame Harris

DE: Andrew Williams
DT: Kentwan Balmer
DT: Ronald Fields
DE: Roderick Green
LB: Saleem Rasheed
LB: Richard Zeigler
LB: Hannibal Navies
CB: Willie Middlebrooks
CB: Sammy Davis
FS: Mike Adams
SS: Ben Emanuel

This one get's my vote for the ultimate roster of suck!
Now that's a pretty good list. The only person I take issue with is Brock Gutierrez. I believe he played well for anther team. Even so, he was an undrafted free agent who barely saw the field for us. Oh, and Ronald Fields was a decent back-up type player.
Originally posted by LifelongNiner:
Cedrick Wilson and Curtis Conway at receiver. Even though Jimmy Raye was a terrible OC, he unleashed Vernon Davis in 2009. That was one positive about the guy. There isn't anything positive that I can say about Jim Hostler. He has to be OC. Looking at some of those DBs on the list reminds me of when we were signing guys off the street. Bruce Thornton anyone?

Well, no argument here. But he is currently WR coach for the Ravens, so that has to be a positive in our column, right?
Steve Stenstrom
Travis Jervey
Rashaun Woods
Mike Rumph
Peirson Prioleau
Anthony Parker
Ramos Mc donald
Gabe Wilkins
Jose Cortez
Jamie Brown
Anthony Pleasant
Terry Kirby
Originally posted by Niners99:
Theres been 5 different eras of 49er football since 1979.

The Walsh Era - 1979-1988
The Seifert Era - 1989-1996
The Mariucci Era - 1997-2002
The Dark Days Era - 2003-2010
The Harbaugh Era - 2011-

If im picking an all-dark days era team im going to eliminate anyone that is still on the team. Itll be the best of the rest.

QB- Shaun Hill
RB- Kevan Barlow
FB- Fred Beasley
WR- Brandon Lloyd
WR- Antonio Bryant
TE- Eric Johnson
T- Kwame Harris
G- Justin Smiley
C- Eric Heitmann
G- Kyle Kosier
T- Tony Wragge

DE- Andre Carter
DT- Aubrayo Franklin
DE- Marques Douglas
OLB- Jeff Ulbrich
MLB- Derek Smith
OLB- Jamie Winborn
CB- Ahmed Plummer
CB- Mike Rumph
SS- Tony Parrish
FS- Mark Roman

K- Joe Nedney
P- Bill LaFleur

Julian Peterson over Ulbrich
Funny thing is Joe Nedney would be an upgrade over Akers right now.
Originally posted by Leathaface:
Julian Peterson over Ulbrich



wtf are some of you guys smoking?he was a pro bowler with us....
Originally posted by TheG0RE49er:
Originally posted by Leathaface:
Julian Peterson over Ulbrich



wtf are some of you guys smoking?he was a pro bowler with us....

You obviously did not read Niners99 post. He's picking an ALL-PRO team from the dark days era.
[ Edited by Leathaface on Jan 27, 2013 at 2:11 PM ]