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As much as I love my Niners and know their history well, sometimes I dont know what to say when heckling the opposing team at home. Dont get me wrong, I'm not into using profanity or being abnoxious, but it would be nice to have some ammo on Sunday's when you come accross the opposing team fans trying to get loud in OUR STADIUM!!!

So I'm starting this thread hoping that each week we can collectively come up with your favorite "dis" for the team we're going to face.

Again, away games are fine, but what I'm really looking for are things to say in our own stadium so we can really hold it down.

"Your team is not fit to travel to the west coast and win. Prepare yourself for an uncomfortable experience!" And then pull out a monocle and peer at them.

Originally posted by OregonNiner87:
"Your team is not fit to travel to the west coast and win. Prepare yourself for an uncomfortable experience!" And then pull out a monocle and peer at them.

Originally posted by OregonNiner87:
"Your team is not fit to travel to the west coast and win. Prepare yourself for an uncomfortable experience!" And then pull out a monocle and peer at them.

I tried that, but then got beat up.

Tell them you'll throw Charadonnay in their faces.

You wont be taken seriously unless you are wearing a top hat, ruffled shirt, and tails.

The Candlestick security has really beefed up the awareness on heckling the other teams fans. I've seen 3 groups of people thrown out this year because of it. Pretty lame, IMO. Unless you're getting carried away/violent, I say it's all a part of the game.

I think fart jokes are always in good taste

" Your gm is a hamster and your coach smells of elderberries " then clickety clack away on your fake horse. Gotta love holy grail