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Originally posted by billbird2111:
This new guy has promise

Not necessarily new... signed up with my twitter before last season... had an account through my facebook the season before that. lurked ever since 49ersparadise started charging money.
1) The niners win by 20+

2) Frank Gore breaks a long TD

3) Michael Crabtree hauls in over 100yds and TD

4) Moss gets a 40+ yarder

5) Alex continues his no INT streak and 2td streak

6) Ginn plays and he or Williams has a return TD

7) Vernon has more than 5 catches

8) Willis has over 10 tackles

9) Aldon Smith gets atleast 2 sacks

10) We hold Peterson to under 70 yards on the ground.
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I wonder how some of you ever get a nut with demands like these.
It's the vikings, they're not one of the top teams. There's nothing to wanna cream my pants for. I'm not Al Davis but the niners need to "jus win baby"(I think that's his phrase).
I get on the field and get to untuck my shirt with Harbs after the win and slap Leslie Frazier in the face.
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Randy Moss 6 rec, 97 yds, 2 td

Crabtree 9 rec 115 yds 1 td

VD 7 rec. 80 yds 1 td

Gore 22 att, 138 yds 1 td

Goldson 1 pick 6!
if alex throws for 6 tds





but a 99 yard TD to Moss will do.
Originally posted by Snider8706:
Originally posted by 228niner:
Originally posted by Snider8706:
A lap dance from an Asian stripper

fetish? I've never been attracted to asian women.................


Im not that into them just from my experiences they give the best lap dances
and massages wink wink
Winning, first of all.

Secondly, Ted Ginn healthy and returning kicks, keeping AD out of the end zone, holding the Vikings to under 20, and Moss with a TD and/or 50+ yard catch

I just want a W...........without any injuries


That, waiting for me on my bed wearing some Niners sleepwear, would do it (after I got home from watching us decimate the Vikings at a local sports bar, ).
Originally posted by 228niner:
Originally posted by Snider8706:
A lap dance from an Asian stripper

fetish? I've never been attracted to asian women.................

Your dick is racist my friend.
Originally posted by blizzuntz:
they are all pink on the inside

Yep.
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Originally posted by RogerCraig:
Originally posted by blizzuntz:
they are all pink on the inside

Yep.


Pretty in pink.
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