What would make you cream your pants on Sunday? - Page 5

Sep 22, 2012 at 13:48:47

#61

mkmasn
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Originally posted by billbird2111:
This new guy has promise

Not necessarily new... signed up with my twitter before last season... had an account through my facebook the season before that. lurked ever since 49ersparadise started charging money.

Sep 22, 2012 at 14:37:37

#62

49ersnum1
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1) The niners win by 20+

2) Frank Gore breaks a long TD

3) Michael Crabtree hauls in over 100yds and TD

4) Moss gets a 40+ yarder

5) Alex continues his no INT streak and 2td streak

6) Ginn plays and he or Williams has a return TD

7) Vernon has more than 5 catches

8) Willis has over 10 tackles

9) Aldon Smith gets atleast 2 sacks

10) We hold Peterson to under 70 yards on the ground.

Sep 22, 2012 at 14:46:31

#63

Esco
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I wonder how some of you ever get a nut with demands like these.

Sep 22, 2012 at 16:05:55

#64

calinig4life
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It's the vikings, they're not one of the top teams. There's nothing to wanna cream my pants for. I'm not Al Davis but the niners need to "jus win baby"(I think that's his phrase).

Sep 22, 2012 at 16:56:52

#65

jesserdumas2
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I get on the field and get to untuck my shirt with Harbs after the win and slap Leslie Frazier in the face.

Sep 22, 2012 at 17:00:39

#66

VDSF
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Randy Moss 6 rec, 97 yds, 2 td

Crabtree 9 rec 115 yds 1 td

VD 7 rec. 80 yds 1 td

Gore 22 att, 138 yds 1 td

Goldson 1 pick 6!

Sep 22, 2012 at 18:17:44

#67

DonnieDarko
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if alex throws for 6 tds

Sep 22, 2012 at 18:20:32

#68

49erfeeeever808
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but a 99 yard TD to Moss will do.

Sep 22, 2012 at 19:06:27

#69

228niner
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Originally posted by Snider8706:

Originally posted by 228niner:

Originally posted by Snider8706:
A lap dance from an Asian stripper

fetish? I've never been attracted to asian women.................

Im not that into them just from my experiences they give the best lap dances

and massages wink wink

Sep 23, 2012 at 00:56:45

#70

SmileyJetson
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Winning, first of all.

Secondly, Ted Ginn healthy and returning kicks, keeping AD out of the end zone, holding the Vikings to under 20, and Moss with a TD and/or 50+ yard catch

Sep 23, 2012 at 01:37:52

#71

Tru2RedNGold25
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I just want a W...........without any injuries

Sep 23, 2012 at 02:11:03

#72

49erFanInTX83
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That, waiting for me on my bed wearing some Niners sleepwear, would do it (after I got home from watching us decimate the Vikings at a local sports bar,

Sep 23, 2012 at 02:20:54

#73

Whomeam
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Originally posted by 228niner:

Originally posted by Snider8706:
A lap dance from an Asian stripper

fetish? I've never been attracted to asian women.................

Your dick is racist my friend.

Sep 23, 2012 at 02:54:25

#74

RogerCraig
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Originally posted by blizzuntz:
they are all pink on the inside

Yep.

Sep 23, 2012 at 03:15:17

#75

mayo49
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Originally posted by RogerCraig:

Originally posted by blizzuntz:
they are all pink on the inside

Yep.

Pretty in pink.