What would make you cream your pants on Sunday?

Sep 22, 2012 at 3:42 AM

mayo49
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I'd cream my pants if Alex throws for 300 yds., 4 tds. and no picks.

Sep 22, 2012 at 3:45 AM

SFATeflonDon
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Originally posted by mayo49:
I'd cream my pants if Alex throws for 300 yds., 4 tds. and no picks.

When I read the title of the thread, this was my exact thought, +80 yards 2TDs randy moss

Sep 22, 2012 at 3:51 AM

mkmasn
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Lap dances from strippers while I watch the game with some chicken wings and beer.

Sep 22, 2012 at 3:56 AM

hondakillerzx
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Mila Kunis

Sep 22, 2012 at 3:58 AM

RogerCraig
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I would go ape if Alex were to connect on a 80 yard bomb just as my old girl friend from Lahti were to call and say let's do it again.

Sep 22, 2012 at 4:17 AM

Whomeam
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I'm very easy to please. 220-250 yards for Alex with 2 or 3 TDs. If only two, one for Moss and one for Crabs. If three, two for Moss and one for Crabs. I love watching Moss score and I want to see his TDs average out to one a game.

Sep 22, 2012 at 4:18 AM

Whomeam
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Also, I want one to be a bomb to Moss and one red zone, 10 yards or less score.

[ Edited by Whomeam on Sep 22, 2012 at 4:19 AM ]

Sep 22, 2012 at 4:31 AM

Ether
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About 400 yards, 3 touchdowns.

For Michael Crabtree.

Sep 22, 2012 at 5:02 AM

AUniner
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Vikings total offense <100 yards

Sep 22, 2012 at 5:12 AM

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qnnhan7
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3 -- 80yds time killing drives all end in TDs for the Niners

0 turn over

...and a Win at the end of the day.

Sep 22, 2012 at 5:15 AM

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AlmighT49er
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three or more TDs from defense!

Sep 22, 2012 at 5:28 AM

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ElDannMann
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2 Things that would make me cream tomorrow. If both happen, I just might have the best orgasm of my life.

1.) I want to see the D come up big with 3+ turnovers, hold AP under 50 yards, and just downright dominate the Vikings offense.

2.) I just want one long bomb, like a 30+ yard pass with a lot of RAC (YAC) and a TD. I could care less who receives the pass, I just want to see an explosive pass play. Just one please.