What would make you cream your pants on Sunday?

I'd cream my pants if Alex throws for 300 yds., 4 tds. and no picks.

Originally posted by mayo49:

I'd cream my pants if Alex throws for 300 yds., 4 tds. and no picks.

When I read the title of the thread, this was my exact thought, +80 yards 2TDs randy moss

Lap dances from strippers while I watch the game with some chicken wings and beer.

Mila Kunis

I would go ape if Alex were to connect on a 80 yard bomb just as my old girl friend from Lahti were to call and say let's do it again.

I'm very easy to please. 220-250 yards for Alex with 2 or 3 TDs. If only two, one for Moss and one for Crabs. If three, two for Moss and one for Crabs. I love watching Moss score and I want to see his TDs average out to one a game.

Also, I want one to be a bomb to Moss and one red zone, 10 yards or less score.

About 400 yards, 3 touchdowns.














































For Michael Crabtree.

Vikings total offense <100 yards

3 -- 80yds time killing drives all end in TDs for the Niners

0 turn over

...and a Win at the end of the day.

three or more TDs from defense!

2 Things that would make me cream tomorrow. If both happen, I just might have the best orgasm of my life.

1.) I want to see the D come up big with 3+ turnovers, hold AP under 50 yards, and just downright dominate the Vikings offense.

2.) I just want one long bomb, like a 30+ yard pass with a lot of RAC (YAC) and a TD. I could care less who receives the pass, I just want to see an explosive pass play. Just one please.

using my pocket to jerkoff.

Mila Kunis
Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Angel
Olivia Wilde
Zoe Saldana

Net negative yards for AP....bang, bang.