Originally posted by Genius1310:
You'll NEVER be as good as ME, kid.
Joe: Hey Kid, you think you're good? Let's play a little game called "Let's try to look over-awkwardly-cool". I play it with all QB's that think they can ever be as good as me.
Aaron: I'm game Joe. Ok I'm gonna put my hands in my pockets and make fists so it looks like my pants are a size to small, and have this look on my face that is supposed to make me look like a stud but in reality it's just an ugly ass smirk.
Joe: Nice kid, but you lose and I win. I'm gonna lean on this here futuristic looking water cooler with my arm on top. You see I analyzed the height before I even did this, and I knew it would be too tall to look cool, so now I just look like an idiot with his arm on a cooler that's not even giving me support. In fact I feel like my shoulder might pop out of the socket. Something else I can blame on the NFL. Double Win!
Aaron: Damn Joe you really are the best.
Joe: Yea yea, just shut up and take a seat on those boxes while I look for some windex for these dirty ass windows.