Last 49er on madden cover was garrison Hearst and he broke his ankle... Must read

i soooo did not read. but P-Willis wants to be on the cover of madden and is pleading us to vote for him so i will

btw. peyton/chris johnson/Mario Williams/Polomalu/Cutler/Big Ben/Foster all have been hurt last year and were all able to me on the madden cover... Big names just get hurt in the season it happens.. i dont believe in any curse.

no way in hell I'm reading all that

didn't read, lol

f**k reading!!!

But Gearst had a breakout season that year

ugh I can't believe I read most of that

Originally posted by WillistheWall:
ugh I can't believe I read most of that

If you've been following the news recently, you know that debate with The Madden Curse or a search for common ground is both a fruitless exercise and a suicidal strategy. However, you might not know that we live in a deeply troubled society. The first thing I want to bring up is that it wasn't so long ago that people like you and me were free to offer true constructive criticism—listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. Recently, that's become a lot harder to do. What happened that changed things so much? To put it briefly, The Madden Curse happened. By doing the entire country a grave disservice, The Madden Curse has managed to overthrow the government and eliminate the money system.

Do I want The Madden Curse to pigeonhole people into predetermined categories? No, thank you very much; I would much rather refute The Madden Curse's arguments line-by-line and claim-by-claim. Viewing all this from a higher vantage point, we can see that it's easy to tell if The Madden Curse is lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying.

The unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, it seems that no one else is telling you that following The Madden Curse's words left to right and down a page is like following fingernails on a chalkboard. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, we ought to get us out of the hammerlock in which The Madden Curse is holding us. That'll make The Madden Curse think once—I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that it has previously given any thought to the matter—before trying to lead an active disinformation campaign.

I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that there is no compelling moral or economic reason why The Madden Curse should prostrate the honor, power, independence, laws, and property of entire countries. It follows from this that as part of its latest power grab, The Madden Curse has been reducing our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism. No, scratch that. Let me instead make the much stronger claim that prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially The Madden Curse's inconsiderate form of it—is. If The Madden Curse gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of phallocentrism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that it uses emotional arguments rather than rational debate to convince people that it can scare us by using big words like "photodisintegration". Now I could go off on that point alone, but it is better to be a little old-fashioned but honest and loyal than enlightened and modern but possession-obsessed and antidisestablishmentarianism-prone. But I digress. Its idea of morally questionable, iracund tribalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a satanic bloodlust. It is, in every literal sense, a capricious and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a rapacious frenzy and then prompts them to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation.

By and large, I have seen numerous uninformed zobs take us all on a thoroughly reckless ride into the unknown. What's sad is that The Madden Curse tolerates (relishes?) this flagrant violation of democratic principles and the rule of law. That just goes to show that The Madden Curse likes saying that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. Okay, that's a parody—but not a very gross one. In point of fact, if The Madden Curse can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that divine ichor flows through its veins, I will personally deliver its Nobel Prize for Nefarious Rhetoric. In the meantime, we wouldn't currently have a problem with racism if it weren't for The Madden Curse. Although it created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, The Madden Curse insists that it can solve the problem if we just grant it more power. How naïve does it think we are? Truly, The Madden Curse is unwilling to entertain any opposition to its ideas and policies. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I aver that there is because The Madden Curse's stolid, ophidian theatrics have led to more, not less, defeatism in our society. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to The Madden Curse. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.

Originally posted by KowboyKiller:
If you've been following the news recently, you know that debate with The Madden Curse or a search for common ground is both a fruitless exercise and a suicidal strategy. However, you might not know that we live in a deeply troubled society. The first thing I want to bring up is that it wasn't so long ago that people like you and me were free to offer true constructive criticism—listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. Recently, that's become a lot harder to do. What happened that changed things so much? To put it briefly, The Madden Curse happened. By doing the entire country a grave disservice, The Madden Curse has managed to overthrow the government and eliminate the money system.

Do I want The Madden Curse to pigeonhole people into predetermined categories? No, thank you very much; I would much rather refute The Madden Curse's arguments line-by-line and claim-by-claim. Viewing all this from a higher vantage point, we can see that it's easy to tell if The Madden Curse is lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying.

The unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, it seems that no one else is telling you that following The Madden Curse's words left to right and down a page is like following fingernails on a chalkboard. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, we ought to get us out of the hammerlock in which The Madden Curse is holding us. That'll make The Madden Curse think once—I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that it has previously given any thought to the matter—before trying to lead an active disinformation campaign.

I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that there is no compelling moral or economic reason why The Madden Curse should prostrate the honor, power, independence, laws, and property of entire countries. It follows from this that as part of its latest power grab, The Madden Curse has been reducing our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism. No, scratch that. Let me instead make the much stronger claim that prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially The Madden Curse's inconsiderate form of it—is. If The Madden Curse gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of phallocentrism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that it uses emotional arguments rather than rational debate to convince people that it can scare us by using big words like "photodisintegration". Now I could go off on that point alone, but it is better to be a little old-fashioned but honest and loyal than enlightened and modern but possession-obsessed and antidisestablishmentarianism-prone. But I digress. Its idea of morally questionable, iracund tribalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a satanic bloodlust. It is, in every literal sense, a capricious and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a rapacious frenzy and then prompts them to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation.

By and large, I have seen numerous uninformed zobs take us all on a thoroughly reckless ride into the unknown. What's sad is that The Madden Curse tolerates (relishes?) this flagrant violation of democratic principles and the rule of law. That just goes to show that The Madden Curse likes saying that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. Okay, that's a parody—but not a very gross one. In point of fact, if The Madden Curse can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that divine ichor flows through its veins, I will personally deliver its Nobel Prize for Nefarious Rhetoric. In the meantime, we wouldn't currently have a problem with racism if it weren't for The Madden Curse. Although it created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, The Madden Curse insists that it can solve the problem if we just grant it more power. How naïve does it think we are? Truly, The Madden Curse is unwilling to entertain any opposition to its ideas and policies. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I aver that there is because The Madden Curse's stolid, ophidian theatrics have led to more, not less, defeatism in our society. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to The Madden Curse. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.

I feel like you wrote that with the sole purpose of hurting my brain.

I can't be a constructive member of this forum if you keep posting like this. I simply will not read all that junk. Get to the point.

f**k THIS THREAD



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