Originally posted by dtcomposer:
Dude probably wasn't even drunk. He was probably just practicing his new bizarre Sack dances for 2012
Like this one?
"Miami PD are currently on the lookout for San Francisco 49er rookie Aldon Smith. After getting pulled over for driving intoxicated, police report that, when asked for his driver's license and registration, the 23 year-old star stood outside of his vehicle, ducked his head and began running. Smith's current location is unknown and is wanted by Miami police"
[ Edited by Imfasterthanur on Jan 28, 2012 at 1:00 PM ]