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Sing's Bag of Excuses

"I blame Mike Nolan -- he's the one who brought me here to begin with!"
21. The rat and my bell cow would like to thank the other team for Fysicaly smashing our mouths like winners. I've decided on a no pants rule moving forward.
Originally posted by Otter:
That dadgum Yahoo Rat was giving our game plan to the other team.

winner
22. I've just fired Mike Johnson and hired Dadgum Yahoo! to call plays on offense.
23. I don't know what I'm doing but the Yorks love inexperienced people at high level positions so you can all kiss my a$$. (drops pants)
as a man as a person i think singletary is a really good guy.

he's just obvioiusly inexperienced and in over his head. it's ultimately Jed's fault, we coulda had mike shannahan or marty schottenheimer etc. etc....
Originally posted by bigmike55:
Alex Smith sucks.

he sure does !
24. Wardrobe malfunction - Singletary's pants keep falling down spontaneously.
Obama's fault
Not enough wooden crosses in the crowd!!
No one told me I had to know X's and O's to coach a football team.
Originally posted by bigmike55:
Alex Smith sucks.

Troll.
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Week 1: headset malfunctioning

Week 2: we beat ourselves today

Week 3: it must be Jimmy Raye's fault



I thought it would be a good idea to help Sing by providing some ready made excuses. He is burning through them like wildfire, so im sure that they will come in handy later in the season.


1. Wristband malfunctioning

2. We were too easy to prepare for

3. The 85 Bears system wasnt the best system to come out of the 80s, duh

4. I just fired my OC, its gonna take some time

5. The O-line needs time to gel

6. The coaching staff needs time to gel

7. Damn Ronnie Lott wont quit outmotivating opposing team

8. I just installed a new system, its called Score Touchdowns, players havent learned it yet

9. Missed lunch, too busy for halftime adjustments

your 600th post & the funniest I've seen so far... congrats!
Originally posted by billbird2111:
Originally posted by a24hrdad:
God did not want us to win today

I like this one!

How about: "I want WINNERS but the team didn't draft any!"



[ Edited by rEspEctdA49ers on Sep 29, 2010 at 12:48 PM ]
the ELEPHANT has really been exposed on the field