Sing&#39;s Bag of Excuses

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:12 AM

a24hrdad
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God did not want us to win today

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:13 AM

jed_york
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Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Week 1: headset malfunctioning

Week 2: we beat ourselves today

Week 3: it must be Jimmy Raye's fault

I thought it would be a good idea to help Sing by providing some ready made excuses. He is burning through them like wildfire, so im sure that they will come in handy later in the season.

1. Wristband malfunctioning - don't be silly

2. We were too easy to prepare for quit hating

3. The 85 Bears system wasnt the best system to come out of the 80s, duh it was, just ask ditka

4. I just fired my OC, its gonna take some time very legit reason

5. The O-line needs time to gel now you are on the right track

6. The coaching staff needs time to gel keep going, young man

7. Damn Ronnie Lott wont quit outmotivating opposing team nah, Ronnie can't out motivate Sing

8. I just installed a new system, its called Score Touchdowns, players havent learned it yet now you are back to your old silly self

9. Missed lunch, too busy for halftime adjustments halftime adjustments are over rated

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:13 AM

bigmike55
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Alex Smith sucks.

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:13 AM

D_Niner
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Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Week 1: headset malfunctioning

Week 2: we beat ourselves today

Week 3: it must be Jimmy Raye's fault

I thought it would be a good idea to help Sing by providing some ready made excuses. He is burning through them like wildfire, so im sure that they will come in handy later in the season.

1. Wristband malfunctioning

2. We were too easy to prepare for

3. The 85 Bears system wasnt the best system to come out of the 80s, duh

4. I just fired my OC, its gonna take some time

5. The O-line needs time to gel

6. The coaching staff needs time to gel

7. Damn Ronnie Lott wont quit outmotivating opposing team

8. I just installed a new system, its called Score Touchdowns, players havent learned it yet

9. Missed lunch, too busy for halftime adjustments

The Fans gave up on us...

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:14 AM

DrofThuganomics
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JFS...Just Fire Singletary...plain and simple.

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:15 AM

billbird2111
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Originally posted by a24hrdad:
God did not want us to win today

I like this one!

How about: "I wanted WINNERS but the team didn't draft any!"

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:15 AM

FILTHpigskin
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10. my pants are on the floor.

11. the field is too slippery for Crabtree... I just fired the equipment manager.

12. we're not hitting people in the mouth due to the other teams wearing helmets.

13. I wanted winners and all they gave me was (insert least favorite player here).

14. I owe it to the rest of the league. Thanks again for kicking our butts!

Sep 29, 2010 at 11:15 AM