what would make me happy Monday night:
we pull off a victory.
no one gets injured.
our db's don't play like jr. highschool GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alex smith throws more than 3 ACCURATE passes!!!!!!!
the girlfriends/mothers of the o-line gives the o-line players their balls back - they'll need it for this game (big time)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sing/yoda/manusky don't get out coached (this is like asking humans to walk on water)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes, i could be a homer most times, i am optimistic most times and i will still cheer for our guys no matter how much MOST of them p!$$ us off, but i'm mostly a realist.
if we couldn't stop a depleted o-line that lost their o-line coach before the game, if we couldn't run the ball against a d-line that really isn't good, IF WE CAN'T OUTSMART/OUT COACH A COLLEGE-RAH RAH-COACH that looks like an ugly woman wearing a wig, if we can't handle noise after preparing all week for it, if we can't throw accurate passes to guys that are more open than a pornstar, if we can't catch a pass that was right in your bread basket, if we can't get the referees to open their STUPID (probably corrupt gamblers) BLIND EYES, if we can't stop 53 year olds from catching passes, if we can't stop ex-overweight bums from off the streets from catching passes, then how in hell are we going to stop the SB champs!!!?
i don't need your paper bag (dumb saints fan), i already have mine prepared, but i won't put it on until after the game... i want everyone to see my ugly, disgusted looking mug from all the dissapointment that the 49ers will cause!
pre-season champs turned regular season chumps!!!!!!!!!!!!
and after all that, i still believe we have a decent chance to win... that's what would make me happy.