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Patrick Willis Facts

Originally posted by XAnGeLicDiAbLoX:
Fact# 49

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No this is what you Bi!#@ want authentic jersey autograph by the man him self........

[ Edited by kidash98 on Aug 5, 2009 at 09:31:21 ]
Originally posted by elbolitas49ers:
Originally posted by XAnGeLicDiAbLoX:
Fact# 49

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No this is what you Bi!#@ want authentic jersey autograph by the man him self........

Little Kid: HOLY s**t!! WILLY DON'T HURT'EM!!!

[ Edited by kidash98 on Aug 5, 2009 at 09:31:44 ]
Patrick Willis is the reason Big Foot is hiding.

Patrick Willis is the reason Capt'n Cruch's eyebrows are on his hat.

Google asks Patrick Willis for information.

Patrick Willis donates blood everyday, too bad its never his.
Originally posted by Thizz415:
Patrick Willis is the reason Big Foot is hiding.

Patrick Willis is the reason Capt'n Cruch's eyebrows are on his hat.

Google asks Patrick Willis for information.

Patrick Willis donates blood everyday, too bad its never his.



Do you know why Pluto isn't a Planet anymore?




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When Patrick Willis was born he did not cry, thinking Patrick could not breathe the doctor broke his hand slapping Patrick's ass. Than Patrick got the nurse's phone number.

The United States has Patrick Willis on speed dial to defend against asteroids, it is top secret but he has already destroyed two incoming and chased away a hostile alien species.

When Patrick Willis went to Spain, the bulls ran from him. Now the event is called "Running from Willis".

Patrick Willis farted while swimming at the beach, all marine life within twenty miles died and floated to the surface.

"Spontaneous human combustion" only occurs within twenty feet of Patrick Willis.

[ Edited by Chief on Aug 5, 2009 at 08:45:12 ]
Patrick Willis is responsible for the Crabtree holdout.

Crabby is scared to be on the same field as P-Willy.
Originally posted by theninermaniac:
Patrick Willis is responsible for the Crabtree holdout.

Crabby is scared to be on the same field as P-Willy.


Whoa this explains a lot!
If true which wouldn't surprise no one then he is undeserving of being a niner lol
Crabs needs to sign soon! Willis will take em under his wing and help be the best he can be!
Crabs shouldn't fear him
There is no 'ctrl' button on Patrick Willis's computer. Patrick Willis is always in control.

Patrick Willis can sneeze with his eyes open.

Patrick Willis is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Patrick Willis

[ Edited by valrod33 on Aug 5, 2009 at 09:15:48 ]
Willis sacked his kindergarden teacher and sent her home with a concussion!
Originally posted by valrod33:
There is no 'ctrl' button on Patrick Willis's computer. Patrick Willis is always in control.

Patrick Willis can sneeze with his eyes open.

Patrick Willis is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Patrick Willis

Patrick Willis told Kwame to block and so he did....nevermind...there are some things Willis just can't do.
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Patrick Willis doesn't always drink beer... but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis...
Originally posted by Joecool:
Patrick Willis told Kwame to block and so he did....nevermind...there are some things Willis just can't do.

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Originally posted by XAnGeLicDiAbLoX:
Originally posted by Joecool:
Patrick Willis told Kwame to block and so he did....nevermind...there are some things Willis just can't do.

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lol.. ::::::::throwing tomatoes::::::::: aahhh-booOooOOOo!